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: #Laughs |Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.

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: #Laughs Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know.

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: #Laughs What's a Jewish American Princess's idea of kinky sex? She moves.

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

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: #Laughs There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great friends.

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: #Laughs How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!

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: #Laughs Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip.

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: #Laughs The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing.

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: #Laughs What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.

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: #Laughs Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50.

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: #Laughs Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes, it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No, why do you ask?

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: #Laughs Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !

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: #Laughs Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None.

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: #Laughs Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of town and start necking.

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: #Laughs |Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?A walkie talkie!What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?A centipede with chilblains!What has

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: #Laughs Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

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: #Laughs Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q: What do you do when you come across an elephant?A: Wipe it off!Q: Have you heard about Hannibal crossing the Alps with elephants?A: None of the offspring s

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: #Laughs Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

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: #Laughs How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?

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: #Laughs Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !

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: #Laughs |Hubby - You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office.

: #Laughs Tom: What did the banana say to the elephant? Nick: I don't know.

: #Laughs What's a Jewish American Princess's idea of kinky sex? She moves.

: #Laughs Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

: #Laughs There were two guys who had gone to the same college and become great friends.

: #Laughs How do you take a pig to hospital? By hambulance!

: #Laughs Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip.

: #Laughs The room was full of pregnant women and their partners, and the Lamaze class was in full swing.

: #Laughs What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.

: #Laughs Do Or Say If You Wake Up To Your Roommate Having Sex50.

: #Laughs Two friends: - I heard that you have founded a musical band. - Yes, it is a quartet. - How many are you? - We are three. - Three? - Me and my brother. - You have a brother? - No, why do you ask?

: #Laughs Why is a sofa like a roast chicken ? Because they're both full of stuffing !

: #Laughs Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None.

: #Laughs Two teenagers wander off to the bushes during a softball game on the outskirts of town and start necking.

: #Laughs |Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!What do you get if you cross a centipede and a parrot?A walkie talkie!What is worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?A centipede with chilblains!What has

: #Laughs Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

: #Laughs Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q: What do you do when you come across an elephant?A: Wipe it off!Q: Have you heard about Hannibal crossing the Alps with elephants?A: None of the offspring s

: #Laughs Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

: #Laughs How do scaredy-cats answer the phone? Yellow?

: #Laughs Why did the alien phone home on his mobile? Because it was so ET !

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