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: #Laughs Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

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: #Laughs THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge:The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."The eyes said "I see everything and l

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: #Laughs Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No, I'll ketchup with it later.

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: #Laughs A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off.

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: #Laughs A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

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: #Laughs |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"The other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We're both here."

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: #Laughs "Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from themen's magazine explained.

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: #Laughs A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the results were.The doctor explains that he has some bad news, in fact, the patient is HIV positive."Hell, "says the man, "You can't trust anybody nowadays, not even your own

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: #Laughs What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off

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: #Laughs An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office.

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: #Laughs A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble.

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: #Laughs When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was finished, the vice-principal took a few puffs on his pipe and said, "I have an informal piece of advice for you, Miss Bell.

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: #Laughs What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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: #Laughs |Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a va

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: #Laughs Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called? A: The whine cellar.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A: Change.

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: #Laughs There is a new study out about women.

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: #Laughs 25 rules for Women to follow:1.

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: #Laughs How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? "Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."

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: #Laughs The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I d

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: #Laughs Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.

: #Laughs THE BODY PARTS MEETINGOne day the different parts of the body were having an argument to see which should be in charge:The brain said "I do all the thinking so I'm the most important and I should be in charge."The eyes said "I see everything and l

: #Laughs Have you seen www.tomatosauce.com? No, I'll ketchup with it later.

: #Laughs A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off.

: #Laughs A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room.

: #Laughs |The two partners in a law firm were having lunch when suddenly one of them jumped up and said, "I have to go back to the office - I forgot to lock the safe!"The other partner replied, "What are you worried about? We're both here."

: #Laughs "Miss Jones, we can't employ you as a model," the editor from themen's magazine explained.

: #Laughs A redneck returns to the doctors after having some tests and asks what the results were.The doctor explains that he has some bad news, in fact, the patient is HIV positive."Hell, "says the man, "You can't trust anybody nowadays, not even your own

: #Laughs What is the best way to hunt bear? With your clothes off

: #Laughs An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office.

: #Laughs A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble.

: #Laughs When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was finished, the vice-principal took a few puffs on his pipe and said, "I have an informal piece of advice for you, Miss Bell.

: #Laughs What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

: #Laughs |Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I don't like sprouts" !Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a va

: #Laughs Q: What is the basement where White House staffers work called? A: The whine cellar.

: #Laughs Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for herthoughts?A: Change.

: #Laughs There is a new study out about women.

: #Laughs 25 rules for Women to follow:1.

: #Laughs How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? "Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."

: #Laughs The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I d

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