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: #Laughs The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while brushing your teethLunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers"- those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime butnow cost sixty five cen

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: #Laughs |Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip.

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: #Laughs What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.

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: #Laughs A business man got on an elevator in a building.

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: #Laughs A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed.

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: #Laughs A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.

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: #Laughs What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone.

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: #Laughs "Say, your house is burning." "That's okay.

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: #Laughs MICHAEL KENNEDY What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made it alive out of Aspen.

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: #Laughs Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing inTransylvania.

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: #Laughs Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.

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: #Laughs Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!

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: #Laughs Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

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: #Laughs Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean." The passengers were obviou

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell station.

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: #Laughs What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !

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: #Laughs The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man's wife.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!

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: #Laughs The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast - Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while brushing your teethLunch - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers"- those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime butnow cost sixty five cen

: #Laughs |Two Virginia rednecks go on a fishing trip.

: #Laughs What is the loose skin around the pussy called? -The woman.

: #Laughs A business man got on an elevator in a building.

: #Laughs A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed.

: #Laughs A man was sitting on his porch one afternoon when he noticed that his neighbor, a blonde, went out to her mailbox, opened it, and returned to her home empty handed.About five minutes later, he saw the blonde again.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the idiot who made his chickens drink boiling water? He thought they would lay hard boiled eggs.

: #Laughs What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone.

: #Laughs "Say, your house is burning." "That's okay.

: #Laughs MICHAEL KENNEDY What's the difference between John Denver and Michael Kennedy? John Denver made it alive out of Aspen.

: #Laughs Two nuns, Sister Mary Agnes and Sister Mary Vincent, aretraveling through Europe in their car, sightseeing inTransylvania.

: #Laughs Heard about the Polish hockey team?They all drowned in spring training.

: #Laughs Your mamma's so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her pants!

: #Laughs Where does a burger go on vacation? The Swiss (cheese) Alps or The Cheeseapeake Valley!

: #Laughs Passengers on a Lufthansa flight heard this announcement from the captain, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am sorry to inform you that we have lost power to all of our engines and will shortly crash into the ocean." The passengers were obviou

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Turtle cross the road? A: To get to the shell station.

: #Laughs What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !

: #Laughs The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man's wife.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a psychologist and a magician? A psychologist pulls habits out of rats!

: #Laughs What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!

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