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: #Laughs Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

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: #Laughs Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate? Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

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: #Laughs How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four - one to hold the bulb, and three to drink till the room spins!!

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: #Laughs |One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify.

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: #Laughs This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!

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: #Laughs What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade.

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: #Laughs A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in?

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: #Laughs "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were.

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: #Laughs Frank was excited about his new rifle.

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: #Laughs What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!

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: #Laughs A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, andrepeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

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: #Laughs One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib.

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: #Laughs Tell ya what though, I don't have it nearly as rough as one of my neighbors.

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: #Laughs I had a dream you were a tire last night.

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: #Laughs After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as the doctor did his rounds.

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: #Laughs Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?"Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?"He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of-a United States.

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: #Laughs What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.

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: #Laughs Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

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: #Laughs |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys.

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: #Laughs Why did your sister keep running around her bed ? Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.

: #Laughs Patient: Why did you charge me a group rate? Psychiatrist: You've got multiple personalities.

: #Laughs How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Four - one to hold the bulb, and three to drink till the room spins!!

: #Laughs |One day at a trial, an eminent psychologist was called to testify.

: #Laughs This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!

: #Laughs What is a monster's favourite drink? Demonade.

: #Laughs A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor you have to help me out! Certainly, which way did you come in?

: #Laughs "I caught a twenty pound salmon last week." "Were there any witnesses?" "There sure were.

: #Laughs Frank was excited about his new rifle.

: #Laughs What does a polite monster say when he meets you for the first time? Pleased to eat you!

: #Laughs A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet."I want you to eat regularly for 2 days, then skip a day, andrepeat this procedure for 2 weeks.

: #Laughs One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib.

: #Laughs Tell ya what though, I don't have it nearly as rough as one of my neighbors.

: #Laughs I had a dream you were a tire last night.

: #Laughs After her operation, the famous lady soap opera star was propped up in bed in her private room, as the doctor did his rounds.

: #Laughs Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, "Ey, Tony! You know who's-a George Washington?"Tony says, "No, Giuseppi, who's-a George Washington?"He says, "Hah! George-a Washington's the first-a President of-a United States.

: #Laughs What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.

: #Laughs Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

: #Laughs |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kidneys.

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