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: #Laughs Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one.

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: #Laughs A man with a talking parrot is getting married.

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: #Laughs The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.

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: #Laughs There is a drunk driver.

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: #Laughs What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

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: #Laughs In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for "extra thick." In need of a ROM upgrade.

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: #Laughs A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees.

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: #Laughs ttle Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.

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: #Laughs A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week.

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: #Laughs Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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: #Laughs Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.

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: #Laughs A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.

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: #Laughs TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.

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: #Laughs Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

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: #Laughs Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A: They open on impact.

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: #Laughs |A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!

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: #Laughs Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me ?' 'But I only have ,' his friend replied. That's OK, you can always owe me the other !

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: #Laughs Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one.

: #Laughs A man with a talking parrot is getting married.

: #Laughs The mother-in-law stopped unexpectedly by the recently married couple's house.

: #Laughs There is a drunk driver.

: #Laughs What song do Father Christmas' gnomes sing to him when he comes home cold on Christmas night? Freeze a jolly good fellow!

: #Laughs In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for "extra thick." In need of a ROM upgrade.

: #Laughs A person reviewing people in an insane asylum walks around and is pleased with what he sees.

: #Laughs ttle Johnny was in class and the teacher announced that they were going to try something different to help everyone get to know each other a little better, and to help with their spelling.

: #Laughs A college business professor could not help but notice that one of his students was late to class for the third time that week.

: #Laughs Yo mama house so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

: #Laughs Mother: Did you enjoy the school outing, dear ? Jane: Yes, and we're going again tomorrow. Mother: Really ? Why's that ? Jane: To try and find the kids we left behind.

: #Laughs A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas.

: #Laughs TWO TAMPONS WERE CROSSING THE STREET.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the UCLA track star who won a gold medal? He was so proud of it that he had it bronzed.

: #Laughs Why did the man throw away all the new pennies he had? Because they were a nuisance (new cents).

: #Laughs Clinton goes around telling people we humans are genetically 99.9% similar.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A: They open on impact.

: #Laughs |A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!Operator: Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!

: #Laughs Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me ?' 'But I only have ,' his friend replied. That's OK, you can always owe me the other !

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