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: #Laughs The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy their two week vacation/honeymoon. The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, "We

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: #Laughs "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common," said the new tenant's neighbor.

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: #Laughs Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

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: #Laughs First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm.

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: #Laughs |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register to cooperate.At one point she wailed "Oh no, NOW what do I do ? It just rang up sixty-four thousand, five hundered seventy fou

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: #Laughs |You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

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: #Laughs Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horney toad croaks "Rub-itRub-it"

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: #Laughs |A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house.

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: #Laughs What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

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: #Laughs |This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

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: #Laughs Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.

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: #Laughs It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy.

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: #Laughs Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team."It's fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and weave through your opponents."Luke was a shy fellow, but blurted out, "I suppose it all comes from early training, sir.

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: #Laughs "You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting," she said as they were side by side in bed.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.

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: #Laughs The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""I don't know, son," he said.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to accelerate a Mac? A: 9.81 m/s2

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: #Laughs What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !

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: #Laughs A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.The husband has his lesson first.

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: #Laughs The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy their two week vacation/honeymoon. The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, "We

: #Laughs "You and your husband don't seem to have an awful lot in common," said the new tenant's neighbor.

: #Laughs Yo mama's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.

: #Laughs First man: Hey did you know that my airplane got caught in a heavy storm.

: #Laughs |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get the new cash register to cooperate.At one point she wailed "Oh no, NOW what do I do ? It just rang up sixty-four thousand, five hundered seventy fou

: #Laughs |You know you're getting older when...Everything that works hurts, and what doesn't hurt doesn't work.

: #Laughs Whats the difference between a regular toad and a horney toad?A regular toad croaks "Ribbit Ribbit" while a horney toad croaks "Rub-itRub-it"

: #Laughs |A blonde quickly went out to her mail box, looked in it, closed the door of the box, and went back in the house.

: #Laughs What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

: #Laughs |This is the transcript of an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in October, 1995.Radio conversation released by the Chief of Naval Operations on November 10, 1995.

: #Laughs Confucious say:Man who go to bed with itchy ass, wake up with smelly finger.

: #Laughs It has been said that the United States has the best congressmen money can buy.

: #Laughs Coach Bowden was talking to the newest player on the team."It's fantastic the way you strike the line, dodge, tackle and weave through your opponents."Luke was a shy fellow, but blurted out, "I suppose it all comes from early training, sir.

: #Laughs "You used to hold my hand years ago when we were courting," she said as they were side by side in bed.

: #Laughs Teacher: What are the four elements? Pupil: Fire, Earth, Water and the Internet. Teacher: What do you mean the Internet? Pupil: Well, Mum says that whenever I'm on the Net, I'm in my element.

: #Laughs The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""I don't know, son," he said.

: #Laughs Q: What's the best way to accelerate a Mac? A: 9.81 m/s2

: #Laughs What part of a football ground is never the same ? The changing rooms !

: #Laughs A man and woman are seated next to each other on a plane.

: #Laughs A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.The husband has his lesson first.

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