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: #Laughs 3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest.

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: #Laughs All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite

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: #Laughs Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

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: #Laughs Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !

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: #Laughs What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

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: #Laughs Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk and Quackers

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: #Laughs In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I'm married to a sex maniac.

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: #Laughs Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding? Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!

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: #Laughs There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To wipe up what he spilt,And the barmaid said, "Blimey! That's handy!"

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: #Laughs How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!

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: #Laughs "Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?" "Quite simple," said the doctor calmly.

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: #Laughs Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!(baygull-bagel.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?Did you hear about t

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: #Laughs 486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C.

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: #Laughs You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!You're momma so old, her s*#t has wrinkles!You're momma so stupid, she gave birth to you and asked the doctor if you

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: #Laughs What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.

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: #Laughs One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat the afternoon away.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water.

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: #Laughs Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?" "To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."

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: #Laughs 3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest.

: #Laughs All You Need to Know about Explosives by Dinah Mite

: #Laughs Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

: #Laughs Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party ? He had no body to go with !

: #Laughs What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

: #Laughs Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk and Quackers

: #Laughs In desperation, the young bride finally wrote to Xaviera Hollander:I'm married to a sex maniac.

: #Laughs Why did the girl Gorilla, engaged to the invisible man, call off the wedding? Because in the last analysis she just couldn't see it!

: #Laughs There was a young Scotsman called Andy,Who knocked over his bottle of Shandy.He lifted his kilt,To wipe up what he spilt,And the barmaid said, "Blimey! That's handy!"

: #Laughs How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They'll both bite at anything!

: #Laughs "Doctor, doctor!" said the panic-stricken woman, "my husband was asleep with his mouth open, and he's swallowed a mouse! What shall I do?" "Quite simple," said the doctor calmly.

: #Laughs Why do seagulls live by the sea?Because if they lived by the bay, they would be called baygulls!(baygull-bagel.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?Did you hear about t

: #Laughs 486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C.

: #Laughs You're momma so fat, she be sellin' shade!You're momma so ugly, she walked down the street and got arrested for indecent exposure!You're momma so old, her s*#t has wrinkles!You're momma so stupid, she gave birth to you and asked the doctor if you

: #Laughs What's a vampire's favorite dance? The Fang Tango.

: #Laughs One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat the afternoon away.

: #Laughs Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in search of a glass of water.

: #Laughs Patient to Dentist: "How much to get my teeth straightened?" "Twenty thousand bucks" Patient heads for the door. Dentist to patient: "Where are you going?" "To a plastic surgeon to get my mouth bent."

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