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: #Laughs Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

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: #Laughs What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !

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: #Laughs Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the state highway in Waxahachie, Texas.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.

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: #Laughs A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of sight.

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: #Laughs She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't !

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

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: #Laughs 1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.2...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.3...My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.4...To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.5...Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings"

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: #Laughs |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved

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: #Laughs Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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: #Laughs "Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U.S.

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: #Laughs Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

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: #Laughs Boss asks secretary "Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?""No", says the secretary."Great, Let's do lunch." the boss says.

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: #Laughs Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth

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: #Laughs An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out.

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: #Laughs |A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch.

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: #Laughs A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

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: #Laughs A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you.

: #Laughs What's your dad getting for Christmas? Bald and fat.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Brazil ! Brazil who ? Brazil support a girls chest !

: #Laughs Two Rangers stopped a guy for speeding on the state highway in Waxahachie, Texas.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the cannibal who joined the police force? He said he wanted to grill his suspects.

: #Laughs A couple's having dinner in a restaurant when their waitress, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of sight.

: #Laughs She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn't !

: #Laughs Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.

: #Laughs 1...Constipated People Don't Give A Crap.2...If You Don't Believe In Oral Sex, Keep Your Mouth Shut.3...My Kid Got Your Honor Roll Student Pregnant.4...To All You Virgins, Thanks For Nothing.5...Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings"

: #Laughs |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph of distant galaxies colliding.Of course, astronomers have had pictures of colliding galaxies for quite some time now, but with the vastly improved

: #Laughs Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

: #Laughs "Husseinfeld" "Mad About Everything" "U.S.

: #Laughs Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.

: #Laughs Boss asks secretary "Do you know what the difference is between a Caesar Salad and a blowjob?""No", says the secretary."Great, Let's do lunch." the boss says.

: #Laughs Why are men like paper cups? They're disposable

: #Laughs Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth

: #Laughs An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out.

: #Laughs |A psychotherapist was having a roaring business since he started from scratch.

: #Laughs A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

: #Laughs A man who thinks he's George Washington has been seeing a psychiatrist.

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