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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?They fight tooth and nail!Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold hi

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: #Laughs Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The spread eagle.

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: #Laughs Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?I dropped a Viagr

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: #Laughs A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunch at one of Beverly Hills mostexclusive restaurants."Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims.So the owner of the shop goes in back and

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: #Laughs Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill.

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: #Laughs There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !

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: #Laughs The primary color of your car is "Bond-Q."

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: #Laughs Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ...

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: #Laughs 'William, I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,' said mum. 'yes, but they're twins, so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'

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: #Laughs Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!

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: #Laughs There's an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home.

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: #Laughs What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

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: #Laughs I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

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: #Laughs Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

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: #Laughs I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spend a quarter totell you that you have fifteen cents!"

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: #Laughs An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident.

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: #Laughs What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss them!

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work.Did you hear about the dentist who married a manicurist?They fight tooth and nail!Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold hi

: #Laughs Did you hear that Clinton has announced there is a new national bird? The spread eagle.

: #Laughs Questions to Ponder about ViagraIf a man overdoses on Viagra, how do they get the casket lid shut?If the insurance companies are going to set guidelines before approving Viagra coverage, what are they going to use? A growth chart?I dropped a Viagr

: #Laughs A man and his date walk into a very posh Rodeo Drive furrier afterhaving eaten a very expensive lunch at one of Beverly Hills mostexclusive restaurants."Show the lady your finest mink!" the fellow exclaims.So the owner of the shop goes in back and

: #Laughs Trevor: That's a cool pair of stockings you have on Jill.

: #Laughs There are three kinds of accountants in the world. Those who can count and those who can't.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ? A pineapple !

: #Laughs The primary color of your car is "Bond-Q."

: #Laughs Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self- pitying. She moaned to her mom and brother, "Nobody loves me ...

: #Laughs 'William, I've been told that you have been fighting with the boys next door,' said mum. 'yes, but they're twins, so I wanted some way to tell the apart.'

: #Laughs Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!

: #Laughs There's an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home.

: #Laughs What are pupils at ghost schools called? Ghoulboys and ghoulgirls.

: #Laughs I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.

: #Laughs Why do dinosaurs climb trees? There's nothing else to climb in the jungle.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs I received a letter from my bank the other day, telling me,"This is the last time we're going to spend a quarter totell you that you have fifteen cents!"

: #Laughs An American, a Jew and a Canadian were in a terrible car accident.

: #Laughs What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss them!

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