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: #Laughs |A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

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: #Laughs |What is a mouse's favorite game?Hide and squeak!

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: #Laughs Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the corner, out of control, and broadsides the Rabbi.Father Flannery watches this event unfold, and as he runs toward the =Rabbi, he notices that Rabbi Stern first touches his

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: #Laughs Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses and all the kings menSaid fuck him! - he's only an egg!Little boy blew Hey! He needed the money!

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: #Laughs What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? 'Hey y'all...

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: #Laughs Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

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: #Laughs Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city.

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: #Laughs |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."You're under 18," replies the barman.

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: #Laughs What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.

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: #Laughs Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.

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: #Laughs On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.

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: #Laughs What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !

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: #Laughs A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school.

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: #Laughs QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

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: #Laughs "Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis.

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: #Laughs What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? "O.K., you asked for it," the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

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: #Laughs |A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.....

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: #Laughs A Modest Essay 3A.

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: #Laughs What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?A: The President after Bush.Q: What's the difference be

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: #Laughs |A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

: #Laughs |What is a mouse's favorite game?Hide and squeak!

: #Laughs Rabbi Stern rides his bike down the road, when a truck careens around =the corner, out of control, and broadsides the Rabbi.Father Flannery watches this event unfold, and as he runs toward the =Rabbi, he notices that Rabbi Stern first touches his

: #Laughs Humpty Dumpty sat on a wallHumpty Dumpty had a great fallAll the kings horses and all the kings menSaid fuck him! - he's only an egg!Little boy blew Hey! He needed the money!

: #Laughs What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? 'Hey y'all...

: #Laughs Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is? Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!

: #Laughs Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city.

: #Laughs |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."You're under 18," replies the barman.

: #Laughs What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter? One to three for breaking and entering.

: #Laughs Why is it so wet in Great Britain? Because of all the kings and queens that reigned (rained) there.

: #Laughs On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike.

: #Laughs What was the parrot doing in prison ? It was a jail-bird !

: #Laughs A mom and dad were worried about their son not wanting to learn math at the school he was in, so they decided to send him to a Catholic school.

: #Laughs QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

: #Laughs "Dad, why do you write so slow?" asked Dennis.

: #Laughs What happened when the man asked the salesman for a good belt? "O.K., you asked for it," the salesman said as he gave him a good belt.

: #Laughs |A MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING: I JUST NEED SOME SPACE.....

: #Laughs A Modest Essay 3A.

: #Laughs What did one slug say to another who had hit him and rushed off? I'll get you next slime!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us?A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton?A: The President after Bush.Q: What's the difference be

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