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: #Laughs Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed."Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan."No!," said the dying man."I say, renounce the devil and his works!""No way!," the man repeats."And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?" asks Fa

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: #Laughs Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.

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: #Laughs A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with varicolored crayons.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.

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: #Laughs Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

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: #Laughs Love, you can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.

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: #Laughs These two Polaks are building a house.

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: #Laughs During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute.

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: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

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: #Laughs Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to have said "Hell, I'm no actor, and I've got thirty movies to prove it!"

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: #Laughs A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female because men like to lick them, stick them, and then send them away.Windows are male because they're a pane, and because you can see through them.Shit is ma

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: #Laughs What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.

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: #Laughs Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom.

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: #Laughs Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!

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: #Laughs A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E.

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: #Laughs What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!

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: #Laughs A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!"The wife sighs and gets him a beer.Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it

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: #Laughs Father Murphy was ministering to a man on his deathbed."Renounce Satan!" yelled Father Sullivan."No!," said the dying man."I say, renounce the devil and his works!""No way!," the man repeats."And why, in the name of all that is holy, not?" asks Fa

: #Laughs Q: What did the hurricane say to the other hurricane? A: I have my eye on you.

: #Laughs A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with varicolored crayons.

: #Laughs Teacher: Why can't you ever answer any of my questions? Pupil: Well if I could there wouldn't be much point in me being here!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a girl and a toilet?A: A toilet doesn't want to cuddle after you drop a load into it.

: #Laughs Sherlock Holmes and Matthew Watson were on a camping and hiking trip.

: #Laughs Love, you can't start it like a car, you can't stop it with a gun.

: #Laughs These two Polaks are building a house.

: #Laughs During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit afortune teller of some local repute.

: #Laughs You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are "Gentlemen, start your engines."

: #Laughs Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to have said "Hell, I'm no actor, and I've got thirty movies to prove it!"

: #Laughs A tornado walks into a bar and orders a Hurricane.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Mirrors are female because none of their reflections are really their own.Stamps are female because men like to lick them, stick them, and then send them away.Windows are male because they're a pane, and because you can see through them.Shit is ma

: #Laughs What do computers eat when they get hungry? Chips.

: #Laughs Two teenage boys were talking in the classroom.

: #Laughs Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!

: #Laughs A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E.

: #Laughs What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine? Hamburger!

: #Laughs A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in front of the television, and tells his wife, "Get me a beer before it starts!"The wife sighs and gets him a beer.Ten minutes later, he says, "Get me another beer before it

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