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: #Laughs Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern: Yes, indeed.

: #Laughs "And how's yer wife, Pat?" "Sure, she do be awful sick." "Is ut dangerous she is?" "No, she's too weak t' be dangerous anymore!"

: #Laughs After a difficult day a struggling actor returns to his neighborhood and is shocked to find a cadre of police and fire trucks surrounding the smoldering remains of his house.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! Knock Knock Who's there? Ahmed! Ahmed who? Ahmedeus Motzart! Knock Knock Who's there? Alaska! Alaska who? Alaska my friend the question then! Knock Knock Who's there?

: #Laughs Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !

: #Laughs A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back chatting.

: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no legs ? It doesn't matter what you call him, he still won't come !

: #Laughs Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recallthe events of the preceding evening.

: #Laughs Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervouslyknocked on his blind date's door.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why are you driving without a license? Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

: #Laughs What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan? It took ears off his life!
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