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: #Laughs A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization.

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: #Laughs What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).

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: #Laughs What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!

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: #Laughs The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, "Your Honor, I have a slight

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: #Laughs Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

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: #Laughs Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!

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: #Laughs Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An' all ower de hood ereybody wuz' sleepin' Dey wuz sleepin' goodWe hunged up our stockings An hoped like de' heck That ol Sanna Clause Be bringin' our checkAll o'de fambily Wuz layin in de beds While R

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: #Laughs Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

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: #Laughs |A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.

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: #Laughs A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

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: #Laughs Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password.

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: #Laughs Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times? A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.

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: #Laughs At the Doctor's...

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: #Laughs |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins.

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: #Laughs This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds next to a small lake.

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: #Laughs An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society.

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: #Laughs How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You pokemon

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: #Laughs A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization.

: #Laughs What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears).

: #Laughs What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!

: #Laughs The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband's lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, "Your Honor, I have a slight

: #Laughs Yo mama's glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map she can see people waving.

: #Laughs Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer who fed crayons to his chickens? He wanted them to lay coloured eggs!

: #Laughs Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An' all ower de hood ereybody wuz' sleepin' Dey wuz sleepin' goodWe hunged up our stockings An hoped like de' heck That ol Sanna Clause Be bringin' our checkAll o'de fambily Wuz layin in de beds While R

: #Laughs Whats green and goes round and round at 100 miles an hour ? A frog in a blender !

: #Laughs |A motorist, driving by a Texas ranch, hit and killed a calf that was crossing the road.

: #Laughs A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer.

: #Laughs Q: How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Like, why don't you just get out of my face and stop asking me to do all your work for you? I'm, like, really totally sick and tired of you asking me questions.

: #Laughs Nancy Reagan is the celebrity contestant on Password.

: #Laughs Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times? A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.

: #Laughs At the Doctor's...

: #Laughs |A customer was bothering the waiter in a restaurant.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a blonde holding a balloon? A: Siamese twins.

: #Laughs This couple just got married and was spending their honeymoon at a secluded campgrounds next to a small lake.

: #Laughs An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the Deaf Society.

: #Laughs How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You pokemon

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