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: #Laughs Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs.

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: #Laughs If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.

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: #Laughs While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn't enjoy it.

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: #Laughs Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for Winter".

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: #Laughs Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.

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: #Laughs This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: "What happened to you?"He says: "I was in Africa on safari and I got raped by an elephant!"Doctor: "But I don't understand.

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: #Laughs Gets his orders from another planet.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire and calls it a Good Year.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!

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: #Laughs "It's just to hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower."Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?""Probably that I married you for your money."

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: #Laughs Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!

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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: What do you call a bee born in May?A: A maybe!Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?A: A mumble bee!Q: Where do bees keep their money?A: In a hone

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: #Laughs A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws him out.A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says...

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: #Laughs A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.So he asked the salesman for some assistance.

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: #Laughs |How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How do you tell a Canadian from an American?It used to be enough to ask him to say the alphabet.

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: #Laughs Chaffee could talk on any subject whether he knew anything about it or not.

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: #Laughs |Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again, asking more questions !

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: #Laughs Q: How many Arians does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Only one Arian, but an awful lot of light bulbs.

: #Laughs If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died, what would they put on his coffin? A lid.

: #Laughs While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn't enjoy it.

: #Laughs Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the two Blondes that were found frozen to death in their car at the drive-in movie theater? They went to see "Closed for Winter".

: #Laughs Where is everyone beautiful? In the dark.

: #Laughs This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: "What happened to you?"He says: "I was in Africa on safari and I got raped by an elephant!"Doctor: "But I don't understand.

: #Laughs Gets his orders from another planet.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire and calls it a Good Year.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!

: #Laughs "It's just to hot to wear clothes today," said Jack as he stepped out of the shower."Honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?""Probably that I married you for your money."

: #Laughs Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pavement first? A: Who cares!

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?A: Because they kept droning on and on!Q: What do you call a bee born in May?A: A maybe!Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?A: A mumble bee!Q: Where do bees keep their money?A: In a hone

: #Laughs A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve snails' and throws him out.A couple of weeks later the snail goes into the bar again and says...

: #Laughs A man walked into a pet store looking for a new pet for his wife.So he asked the salesman for some assistance.

: #Laughs |How you can spot a Canadian, eh? -Don McGillivray (Ottawa columnist for Southam Newspapers)How do you tell a Canadian from an American?It used to be enough to ask him to say the alphabet.

: #Laughs Chaffee could talk on any subject whether he knew anything about it or not.

: #Laughs |Top NFL Complaints After shooting the blank gun to end the half, the Dallas Cowboy players start shooting back with live ammunition.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Chair ! Chair who? Chair you go again, asking more questions !

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