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: #Laughs What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary? An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year.

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: #Laughs This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for 0.

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: #Laughs What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !

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: #Laughs Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!

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: #Laughs These two guys are car pooling home from work one day.

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: #Laughs A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2 2?" The housewife replies: "Four!".The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or4.

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: #Laughs A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods and scratched your buttand felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?""Hell no!" the guy said.The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into yourcrack

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: #Laughs |Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU.

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: #Laughs What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!

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: #Laughs Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !

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: #Laughs My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.

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: #Laughs An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told and retold ever since by veteran Allied pilots.

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: #Laughs These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally sloshed.

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: #Laughs |Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it.

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: #Laughs Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest...Just before you flunk a test.There is nothing new...under a rock.A journey of a thousand miles begins with...a private jet.A committee of three...gets things done when they are no

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: #Laughs Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

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: #Laughs Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.

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: #Laughs How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

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: #Laughs Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

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: #Laughs An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. "What'll ya have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a English actuary and a Sicilian actuary? An English actuary can tell you how many people are going to die next year.

: #Laughs This farmer has 500 hens but no rooster so he goes to his neighbor and asks him if he could buy a rooster for 0.

: #Laughs What happens when sharks take their clothes off ? They go sharkers !

: #Laughs Teacher: If you spend all your time sitting round playing on the Internet, you'll be fat and useless when you grow up. Pupil: Wow! You must have spent hours surfing when you were a kid!

: #Laughs These two guys are car pooling home from work one day.

: #Laughs A housewife, an accountant and a lawyer were asked "How much is 2 2?" The housewife replies: "Four!".The accountant says: "I think it's either 3 or4.

: #Laughs A guy was sitting in a bar when a strangerwalked up to him and asked, "If you woke upin the woods and scratched your buttand felt vasoline, would you tell anyone?""Hell no!" the guy said.The stranger then asked, "If you felt further into yourcrack

: #Laughs |Administratrium, The New Element AMES, IA--The heaviest element known to science was recently discovered by materials researchers at IPRT/ISU.

: #Laughs What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back!

: #Laughs Teacher: How can you make so many mistakes in just one day ? Pupil: I get up early !

: #Laughs My teacher loves me - she puts kisses against all my sums.

: #Laughs An enemy decoy, built in occupied Holland, led to a tale that hasbeen told and retold ever since by veteran Allied pilots.

: #Laughs These two women went out for a night on the town and got just totally sloshed.

: #Laughs |Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn't ask for a commitment if you use it.

: #Laughs Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest...Just before you flunk a test.There is nothing new...under a rock.A journey of a thousand miles begins with...a private jet.A committee of three...gets things done when they are no

: #Laughs Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

: #Laughs Which rabbit was a famous female aviator? Amelia Harehart.

: #Laughs How do cats eat spaghetti ? The same as everyone else - they put it in their mouths!

: #Laughs Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

: #Laughs An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. "What'll ya have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know.

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