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: #Laughs Why can't dogs use computers?Because you can't stick your head out of Windows XP

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: #Laughs During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel.

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: #Laughs |What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!

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: #Laughs Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ? Adore stands between us, open up !

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: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

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: #Laughs What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !

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: #Laughs A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill.

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: #Laughs An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

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: #Laughs 3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all knitting garments for there respective babies.Suddnely the first expectant mother stops knitting, checks her watch, pulls a bottle of pills from her h

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: #Laughs What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish

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: #Laughs Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"

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: #Laughs Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!

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: #Laughs |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!

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: #Laughs What did the banana say to the vibrator? "I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"

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: #Laughs A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !

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: #Laughs This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well.

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: #Laughs Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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: #Laughs Why can't dogs use computers?Because you can't stick your head out of Windows XP

: #Laughs During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel.

: #Laughs |What was the snail doing on the highway?About one mile a day!

: #Laughs Why are clouds like jockeys? Because they hold the reins!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Adore ! Adore who ? Adore stands between us, open up !

: #Laughs A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag.

: #Laughs What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre ? A spinning wheel !

: #Laughs A coffin was being moved when it fell off a wagon, and started down the hill.

: #Laughs An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

: #Laughs 3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor's waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and were all knitting garments for there respective babies.Suddnely the first expectant mother stops knitting, checks her watch, pulls a bottle of pills from her h

: #Laughs What fish make the best sandwich? A peanut butter and jellyfish

: #Laughs Yo momma so damn heavy that when she stands on the scales to get weighed it says "TO BE CONTINUED!"

: #Laughs Why are cpws made for dancing? They're all born hoofers!

: #Laughs |What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!

: #Laughs What did the banana say to the vibrator? "I don't know why you're shaking...she's gonna EAT me!"

: #Laughs A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs This list of chalkboard assignments may be used for your human when he does not behave well.

: #Laughs Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !

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