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: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had a pair of underpants that fitted him like a glove.....

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: #Laughs QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

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: #Laughs A man died and went to hell.

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: #Laughs A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over.

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: #Laughs |What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?Birdsthigh fish fingers!What kind of noise annoys an oyster?A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)What kind of fish g

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: #Laughs Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

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: #Laughs A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD". The officer then f

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: #Laughs Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

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: #Laughs What's long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!

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: #Laughs When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order? A zoo-t suit!

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: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes.

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: #Laughs |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free.

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: #Laughs GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education of children who have grown up immersed in computer lingo, the school board in San Jose, Calif., has officially designated com

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom.A barmaid at night is bare and ....Sent by Jennifer

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: #Laughs |One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

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: #Laughs A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards."What Denomination?" Asked the clerk."Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman."Well give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic!

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

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: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised.She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

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: #Laughs December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart

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: #Laughs A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds.

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: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had a pair of underpants that fitted him like a glove.....

: #Laughs QUESTION: What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman? ANSWER: A battery has a positive side.

: #Laughs A man died and went to hell.

: #Laughs A cop sees a car weaving all over the road and pulls it over.

: #Laughs |What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?Birdsthigh fish fingers!What kind of noise annoys an oyster?A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)What kind of fish g

: #Laughs Yo Mamas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.

: #Laughs A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but was not getting many. Then, he discovered the problem; a 10 year old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign which read, "SPEED TRAP AHEAD". The officer then f

: #Laughs Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night? He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

: #Laughs What's long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!

: #Laughs When an ape visits his tailor, what kind of a suit does he order? A zoo-t suit!

: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes.

: #Laughs |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free.

: #Laughs GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education of children who have grown up immersed in computer lingo, the school board in San Jose, Calif., has officially designated com

: #Laughs What's the difference between a barmaid inthe evening and a barmaid at night?A barmaid in the evening is fair and buxom.A barmaid at night is bare and ....Sent by Jennifer

: #Laughs |One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.

: #Laughs A Woman went to the Post Office to buy stamps for her Christmas cards."What Denomination?" Asked the clerk."Oh, good heavens! Have we come to this?" said the woman."Well give me 50 Baptist and 50 Catholic!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

: #Laughs A man took his wife to the doctors.After a short examination the doctor said"Your wife's mind has completely gone!"To which the man replied "I'm not surprised.She's been giving a piece of it to me every day for the past 25 years!"

: #Laughs December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart

: #Laughs A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds.

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