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: #Laughs This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 other men that he works with.He says "hello hello hello"And the wife says "what, aren't you talking to me!"

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: #Laughs A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship.

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: #Laughs What's the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she's just had her hair done.

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: #Laughs Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It's done on a very high level.There's a lot of stomping and screaming involved.And it takes two years to get any results.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around !doc

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: #Laughs A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

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: #Laughs Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !

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: #Laughs |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.

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: #Laughs After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry.

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: #Laughs Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Chris ! Chris who ? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !

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: #Laughs |For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level.

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: #Laughs Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

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: #Laughs A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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: #Laughs Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette stand that was accepting anyone as there cashier.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

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: #Laughs A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall.

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.

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: #Laughs This guy comes home from work and when he walks into his bedroom, he finds his wife in bed with 3 other men that he works with.He says "hello hello hello"And the wife says "what, aren't you talking to me!"

: #Laughs A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan, when they noticed a whaling ship.

: #Laughs What's the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she's just had her hair done.

: #Laughs Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It's done on a very high level.There's a lot of stomping and screaming involved.And it takes two years to get any results.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an insect spinning around. Don't worry, it's just a bug that's going around !doc

: #Laughs A small company recently hired a new blonde secretary who certainly wasn't the sharpest knife in the drawer.

: #Laughs Why is it called a "litter" of puppies ? Because they mess up the whole house !

: #Laughs |On her way home from a long trip, a blonde drove past a sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES."By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the witch's mail rattle? A: It was a chain letter.

: #Laughs After working for years, a hooker finally retired and, being afraidof spending the rest of her life alone, she decided to marry.

: #Laughs Yo mama feet are so big her shoes have to have license plates! Yo mama aint so bad...she would give you the hair off of her back! Yo mama lips so big, Chap Stick had to invent a spray.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Chris ! Chris who ? Chrisco'll do you proud everytime !

: #Laughs |For those unfamiliar, Welfare payments are made in the US to individuals and families with income below a level.

: #Laughs Salesman: Would you like to buy a pocket calculator? Customer: No, thanks.

: #Laughs A husband and wife were at a party chatting with some friends when the subject of marriage counseling came up.

: #Laughs A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

: #Laughs Well, one day, an idiot looking for a job finally came across a cigarette stand that was accepting anyone as there cashier.

: #Laughs Yo mama so ugly The NHL banned her for life

: #Laughs A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall.

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side.

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