Tag: Laughs

: #Laughs Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the sheep.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |At the rehearsal dinner for my boss' daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant teenage girl suddenly appeared at the back of the room screaming ten minutes worth of curses that would befall the groom if he didn't marry the pregn

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What's 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing home!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs |How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs 1...Silence, the final frontier - Where no woman has gone before.2...The undiscovered side of Banking - How to make deposits.3...Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome - You don't need new shoes everyday.4...Learn how not to inflict your Diets on o

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs A few children's books that didn't make the cut:1.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and didn't mind the heat, so he turned up the heat.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Once upon a time there lived a king.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I am home!"What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife.Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

@FunnyJohny

Posted in: #Laughs

0 Comments

: #Laughs Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

: #Laughs What does the aardvark take sailing? An aard ark!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the stupid woodworm? He was found in a brick.

: #Laughs That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the sheep.

: #Laughs |At the rehearsal dinner for my boss' daughter and son-in-law-to-be, a loud eight-months pregnant teenage girl suddenly appeared at the back of the room screaming ten minutes worth of curses that would befall the groom if he didn't marry the pregn

: #Laughs What's 30 feet long and smells like urine?A country line dance at the nursing home!

: #Laughs |How to be politically correct with womenShe is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

: #Laughs Q: Why do men have a hole in their penis? A: So they can think with an open mind.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and David Koresh? A: Koresh only burned 85 people.

: #Laughs What sort of violin does a ghost play? A dreadivarius.

: #Laughs 1...Silence, the final frontier - Where no woman has gone before.2...The undiscovered side of Banking - How to make deposits.3...Combatting the Imelda Marcos Syndrome - You don't need new shoes everyday.4...Learn how not to inflict your Diets on o

: #Laughs The medical student was asked four reasons why mother'smilk was better for babies than cow's milk.

: #Laughs A few children's books that didn't make the cut:1.

: #Laughs Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and didn't mind the heat, so he turned up the heat.

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

: #Laughs Once upon a time there lived a king.

: #Laughs This Polak came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I am home!"What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife.Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun

: #Laughs Q: How many Development Executives does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Well, first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.

: #Laughs What was King Arthur's favourite game? Knights and crosses!

: #Laughs Q: Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes? A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Previous Page Next Page

Back to top | Use Dark Theme