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: #Laughs The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came over to our table and said..."I am Polish and I cantake a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continuedbashing of my race is getting a little old.

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: #Laughs Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.

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: #Laughs Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road.They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt.It's impossible to assess blame for the accident on eithe

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: #Laughs Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.

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: #Laughs What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !

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: #Laughs |This delivery driver carries no money.

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: #Laughs What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

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: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

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: #Laughs Yo mamma's so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got an ear infection!

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: #Laughs Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !

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: #Laughs He should study to be a bone specialist -- he has the head for it.

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: #Laughs What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!

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: #Laughs An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances.

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: #Laughs Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!

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: #Laughs QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

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: #Laughs ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section? A: Half a measure.

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: #Laughs After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one."

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: #Laughs A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if she can get her hair cut.

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: #Laughs The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came over to our table and said..."I am Polish and I cantake a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continuedbashing of my race is getting a little old.

: #Laughs Why did the Siamese twins move to England?So the other one could drive.

: #Laughs Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road.They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt.It's impossible to assess blame for the accident on eithe

: #Laughs Q: What's the best place to photograph Clinton Administration officials? A: A police lineup.

: #Laughs What do you call a Welshman who writes lots of letters ? Pen Gwyn !

: #Laughs |This delivery driver carries no money.

: #Laughs What weighs 4 tons and is bright red ? An elephant holding its breath !

: #Laughs Did you hear the one about the Easter Bunny who sat on a bee? It's a tender tail!

: #Laughs Yo mamma's so nasty, I was havin phone sex with her and I got an ear infection!

: #Laughs Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beef ! Beef who ? Beef fair now !

: #Laughs He should study to be a bone specialist -- he has the head for it.

: #Laughs What do cows do when they're introduced? They give each other a milk shake!

: #Laughs An avid line dancing couple go to the doctor for a check up because they are having trouble remembering anything but, all the latest line dances.

: #Laughs Who was the most famous pirate octopus? Captain Squid!

: #Laughs QUESTION: What's the best way to get a youthful figure? ANSWER: Ask a woman her age.

: #Laughs ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section? A: Half a measure.

: #Laughs After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one."

: #Laughs A blonde walks into a barber shop one day and asks the man if she can get her hair cut.

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