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: #Laughs Little Johnny is in class.

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: #Laughs "Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient's home. "Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"

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: #Laughs When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only said his famous "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks - usual communication traffic between him, the ot

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: #Laughs A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it fo

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: #Laughs Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !

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: #Laughs Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !

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: #Laughs |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you

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: #Laughs A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride. After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection. The truck inspection revealed the tru

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: #Laughs You're growing tired.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!

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: #Laughs Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

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: #Laughs Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland.

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: #Laughs "So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?" asked the interviewer.

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: #Laughs This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

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: #Laughs Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down.

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: #Laughs Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says..."You wanna go in and get shit faced?"

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: #Laughs A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you're having a bad day.

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: #Laughs Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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: #Laughs A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny is in class.

: #Laughs "Did you get your money?" ask the wife of the dentist who had just return from the delinquent patient's home. "Not a cent," growled the dentist, "and worse than that, he insulted me, and gnashed my teeth at me!"

: #Laughs When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only said his famous "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks - usual communication traffic between him, the ot

: #Laughs A guy walks into a gun shop to buy a gun."Can I help you sir?, asked the shopkeeper".Ah, yes...I want to buy a .44 Magnum please.The shopkeeper informs the man that the .44 is a very powerful gun, and asks the customer what he's going to use it fo

: #Laughs Teacher: In what part of the world are the people most ignorant ? Pupil: Hong Kong Teacher: Why do you say that ? Pupil: That's where the atlas says the population is most dense !

: #Laughs Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !

: #Laughs |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you

: #Laughs A young man was walking into town one day when a wood hauler gave him a ride. After traveling about a mile or two, the truck was stopped by the highway patrol for a weight check and inspection. The truck inspection revealed the tru

: #Laughs You're growing tired.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant? A tusky!

: #Laughs Q: Why are blondes like corn flakes?A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

: #Laughs Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland.

: #Laughs "So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?" asked the interviewer.

: #Laughs This guy arrives at the Pearly Gates.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."

: #Laughs Jill's car was unreliable and she called John for a ride every time it broke down.

: #Laughs Two condoms were walking past a Gay bar.One looks at the other and says..."You wanna go in and get shit faced?"

: #Laughs A REALLY Bad DaySo you think you're having a bad day.

: #Laughs Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

: #Laughs A man walks into a pharmacy and asks for a pack of condoms.

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