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: #Laughs A man went to Africa to do some game hunting.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !

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: #Laughs The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

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: #Laughs One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner.

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: #Laughs QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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: #Laughs Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck

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: #Laughs Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors."JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you."CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you

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: #Laughs Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can't stand to watch!

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: #Laughs Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

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: #Laughs Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west.

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: #Laughs The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.

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: #Laughs What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor!

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: #Laughs One of the life's mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

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: #Laughs Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies.

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: #Laughs Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says to the first gal, "What is three times three?" "297," was her prompt reply.

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: #Laughs 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family.

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: #Laughs This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.

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: #Laughs Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.

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: #Laughs A man went to Africa to do some game hunting.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Cliff ! Cliff who ? Cliff hanger !

: #Laughs The little sexy housewife was built so well the TV repairman couldn't keep his eyes off of her.

: #Laughs Q: Why do men become smarter during sex? A: Because they are plugged into a genius.

: #Laughs One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner.

: #Laughs QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

: #Laughs Q: What is Iraq's national bird ? A: Duck

: #Laughs Clarification Of Corporate LingoEmployer's Lingo:"COMPETITIVE SALARY" We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors."JOIN OUR FAST-PACED TEAM" We have no time to train you."CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE" We don't pay enough to expect that you

: #Laughs Why do the Vikings play in a Dome?Because even God can't stand to watch!

: #Laughs Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there.

: #Laughs Q: There is a frog driving east and a trombonist walking west.

: #Laughs The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.

: #Laughs What is the best way to follow a lost dog's paw prints? With a track-tor!

: #Laughs One of the life's mysteries is how a two-poundbox of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

: #Laughs Patron: Waiter, why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies.

: #Laughs Three elderly ladies were at the doctor for a cognitive reasoning test.The doctor says to the first gal, "What is three times three?" "297," was her prompt reply.

: #Laughs 1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family.

: #Laughs This man was sitting quietly reading his paper one morning, peacefully enjoying himself, when his wife sneaks up behind him and wacks him on the back of his head with a huge frying pan.

: #Laughs Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school? A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever.

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