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: #Laughs A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a hooker to be sent to his room.When they're done, he said, "I'm afraid myFinnish isn't too good."The hooker replied, "Your foreplay ain't allthat hot either."

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One's a phony buck.

: #Laughs One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant.

: #Laughs Dear ________, I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr.

: #Laughs A blonde dies and goes to the pearly gates of heaven to meet Saint Peter...He first tells her that the only way she can get through the gate is to pass a quite simple test."What is The Son Of God's name?" he asks.She thinks for a minute, rubbing h

: #Laughs The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."Her friend says, "You should give him Head and Shoulders."The blonde thinks for a minute and replies, "how do you give shoulders?"

: #Laughs Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A: Wipe it off and say you're sorry.

: #Laughs The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""I don't know, son," he said.

: #Laughs "Darling," she whispered after they had finished making love, "Will you still make love like that to me after we're married ?"He considered this for a moment, and then replied, "I think so.I've always been especially fond of married women."

: #Laughs |Before a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy.

: #Laughs Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart.
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