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: #Laughs Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher.

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: #Laughs I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.

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: #Laughs There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police.

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: #Laughs On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness.

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: #Laughs Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.

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: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

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: #Laughs A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship.

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: #Laughs Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

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: #Laughs |What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?Birdsthigh fish fingers!What kind of noise annoys an oyster?A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)What kind of fish g

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: #Laughs A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.

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: #Laughs Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first - "This is for my country" and he throws the gernade out and jumps.

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: #Laughs |Steve Wright: I play the harmonica.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!

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: #Laughs What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !

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: #Laughs |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean.

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: #Laughs The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian.

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: #Laughs Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.

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: #Laughs During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute.

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: #Laughs What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.

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: #Laughs Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? Pupil: I don't know teacher.

: #Laughs I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.

: #Laughs There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police.

: #Laughs On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness.

: #Laughs Which ghost ate too much porridge? Ghouldilocks.

: #Laughs |'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house Not a creature was stirring, except father's mouse.

: #Laughs Q: How do you amuse a blonde for hours?A: Write 'Please turn over' on both sides of a piece of paper.

: #Laughs A man and woman where on their honeymoon after a long and very happy courtship.

: #Laughs Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye? Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

: #Laughs |What kind of money do fishermen make?Net profits!What do you get if you cross a salmon, a bird's leg and a hand?Birdsthigh fish fingers!What kind of noise annoys an oyster?A noisy noise annoys an oyster! (Try saying that fast!)What kind of fish g

: #Laughs A pilot and a co-pilot were descending for a landing at an airport they had never been to before.

: #Laughs Three paratroopers, a Jew, an American, and a Pollack are to throw a hand gernade from the plane, then jump.The Jew goes first - "This is for my country" and he throws the gernade out and jumps.

: #Laughs |Steve Wright: I play the harmonica.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the farmer who lost control of his tractor in the cow pasture? No! Did he hurt the cows? No, he just grazed them!

: #Laughs What's grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !

: #Laughs |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean.

: #Laughs The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian.

: #Laughs Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.

: #Laughs During a recent publicity outing, Hillary sneaked off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute.

: #Laughs What sort of soup do skeletons like? One with plenty of body in it.

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