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: #Laughs Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)10.

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: #Laughs What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.

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: #Laughs FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight.

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: #Laughs The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker.

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: #Laughs Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

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: #Laughs If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?

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: #Laughs A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a sof

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: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!

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: #Laughs Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

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: #Laughs What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.

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: #Laughs A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, "I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check on who has escaped from there recently."His buddy asks, "Oh? Why do you wonder about that?"To which he replies, "Well, somebody ran off with my wif

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: #Laughs When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.

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: #Laughs A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she willnever open.

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: #Laughs A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: "Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you niner thousand times,

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: #Laughs How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

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: #Laughs How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me...

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: #Laughs One day a lady was driving on the Highway.

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: #Laughs If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?

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: #Laughs A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.

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: #Laughs Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women (and what they actually mean...)10.

: #Laughs What piece of furniture was named after the typical man?The La-Z-Boy recliner.

: #Laughs FIRST MONSTER: I fancy eating the city of Hong Kong tonight.

: #Laughs The other day I went to the local religious book store, where I saw a HONK IF YOU LOVE JESUS bumper sticker.

: #Laughs Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common?A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

: #Laughs If George Raft's wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?

: #Laughs A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp: "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabbits?" And the shopkeeper gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks: "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a sof

: #Laughs |What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?Light ale!

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs Q: What did the emu say to the nurse? A: Mend her bones or walk the plank

: #Laughs What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.

: #Laughs A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, "I called the local insane asylum yesterday to check on who has escaped from there recently."His buddy asks, "Oh? Why do you wonder about that?"To which he replies, "Well, somebody ran off with my wif

: #Laughs When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.

: #Laughs A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have a dresser drawer of his own that she willnever open.

: #Laughs A husband suspects his wife is having an affair with a pilot, but she keeps denying it--until finally the husband just knew when his wife said: "Honey, I've told you once, I've told you twice, I've told you niner thousand times,

: #Laughs How does a blonde change a lightbulb? She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."

: #Laughs How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart?When she starts her sentence with , "A man once told me...

: #Laughs One day a lady was driving on the Highway.

: #Laughs If the world is getting smaller, why do postal rates keep going up?

: #Laughs A man and a little boy entered a barbershop together.

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