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: #Laughs Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super Bowl and how hard it was to get any sleep the night before the big game.

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: #Laughs There was a blonde whose house was on fire.

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: #Laughs What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell.

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: #Laughs Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin.

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: #Laughs What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back ....

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: #Laughs A guy's fingering his girlfriend.She says, "Would you take off your ring? It's hurting me."He says, "That's not my ring...It's my wristwatch."

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: #Laughs Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"

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: #Laughs |What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?Three blind mice!

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: #Laughs An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weaves over to thereceptionist.Without looking up, she waves him over to the examinationbed and says, "Stick it through that curtain."Looking forward to

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: #Laughs Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.

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: #Laughs Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them - his only requirements being a sack, a gun, and a particularly vicious and bad tempered dog.

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: #Laughs |Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!Why do elephants eat raw food?Because they don't know how to cook!Why did the elephant eat the candle?For light refreshment!How can you

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: #Laughs Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes and four Ballistic "smart" missiles.Pentagon denied the statement, saying that all of them had safely returned to NATO's base.

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: #Laughs Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life - not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle - just standing there, frozen.The pharmacist, seeing this strange sight in front of his shop, goes up to his

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

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: #Laughs An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing.

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: #Laughs Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years...I feel sorry for people who don't drink.

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: #Laughs Michael Irvin was complaining to Calvin Williams about his first trip to the Super Bowl and how hard it was to get any sleep the night before the big game.

: #Laughs There was a blonde whose house was on fire.

: #Laughs What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call blonde twins doing bubble gum commercials? A: Double-dumb.

: #Laughs Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell.

: #Laughs Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin.

: #Laughs What was the first thing Adam said to Eve ?"Stand back ....

: #Laughs A guy's fingering his girlfriend.She says, "Would you take off your ring? It's hurting me."He says, "That's not my ring...It's my wristwatch."

: #Laughs Father: You've got 4 D's and a C on your report. Son: "Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !"

: #Laughs |What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?Three blind mice!

: #Laughs An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist's office instead and weaves over to thereceptionist.Without looking up, she waves him over to the examinationbed and says, "Stick it through that curtain."Looking forward to

: #Laughs Which insect didn't play well in goal? The fumble bee!

: #Laughs What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold? One knows the stops, the other stops the nose.

: #Laughs Commissioned by a zoo to bring them some baboons, the big game hunter devised a novel scheme to trap them - his only requirements being a sack, a gun, and a particularly vicious and bad tempered dog.

: #Laughs |Have you heard about the elephant that went on a crash diet?He wrecked three cars, a bus and two fire engines!Why do elephants eat raw food?Because they don't know how to cook!Why did the elephant eat the candle?For light refreshment!How can you

: #Laughs Serbian official press agency claimed today that Serbian forces shot down two F-117 Planes and four Ballistic "smart" missiles.Pentagon denied the statement, saying that all of them had safely returned to NATO's base.

: #Laughs Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life - not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle - just standing there, frozen.The pharmacist, seeing this strange sight in front of his shop, goes up to his

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

: #Laughs An American touring Spain stopped at a local restaurant following a day of sightseeing.

: #Laughs Beer and the quotes it has helped create over the years...I feel sorry for people who don't drink.

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