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: #Laughs Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

: #Laughs Fred: Do you like my new hairstyle? Harry: In as much as it covers most of your face, yes.

: #Laughs A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room she said she would like a pale blue.

: #Laughs |I went to the cinema the other day and in the front row was an old man and with him was his dog.

: #Laughs If doors have a website shouldn't windows have one too? We'd better, or it will be curtains for us.

: #Laughs When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only said his famous "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks - usual communication traffic between him, the ot

: #Laughs A boy is in a prison cell with no windows and no doors: there are no holes in the ceiling or trapdoors in the floor, yet in the morning the jailers find him gone.

: #Laughs Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training? A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

: #Laughs Airman Jones was assigned to the induction center, where he advisednew recruits about their government benefits, especially their GI insurance.It wasn't long before Captain Smith noticed that Airman Jones was having a staggeringly high success-rat

: #Laughs Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need topurchase a bull so that they ca

: #Laughs Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street."Oy, Abraham, I'm sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse".

: #Laughs There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary.
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