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: #Laughs Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

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: #Laughs This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop.An old guy is sitting in the parking lot in his car.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out his wallet.Seeing this the dentist said, "Please don't, you don't need to pay me now".The patient answered: "Pay you! I just want to count my money before I'm unconscious!"

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: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank.

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: #Laughs What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !

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: #Laughs Online computer users often engage in cyber sex.

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: #Laughs Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python You can't get round me just like that you know!

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: #Laughs Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips.

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: #Laughs Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When did you first notice this problem?What problem?

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: #Laughs A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown.

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: #Laughs Garden Water Features by Lily Pond

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: #Laughs Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

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: #Laughs Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn't Abel.2) Moses went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.3) King David sat on the throne for forty years.4) Solomon - neither heaven nor Earth could move him.5) Noah was

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: #Laughs |Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10.

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: #Laughs |What is a mouse's favorite game?Hide and squeak!

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: #Laughs Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.

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: #Laughs |There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn't begin at 40.

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: #Laughs A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease."Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears

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: #Laughs Q: How many Poles does it take to change a light bulb? A: Just one, but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!

: #Laughs This old lady walks out of the grocery store and goes to the bus stop.An old guy is sitting in the parking lot in his car.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs As soon as the dentist asked the patient to sit down, he pulled out his wallet.Seeing this the dentist said, "Please don't, you don't need to pay me now".The patient answered: "Pay you! I just want to count my money before I'm unconscious!"

: #Laughs A blonde and a brunette decided to rob a bank.

: #Laughs What did the spider say when he broke his new web ? Darn it !

: #Laughs Online computer users often engage in cyber sex.

: #Laughs Q: What kind of wood does not float?A: Natalie Wood!

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python You can't get round me just like that you know!

: #Laughs Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? - So people can read her lips.

: #Laughs Doctor! I have a serious problem, I can never remember what i just said.When did you first notice this problem?What problem?

: #Laughs A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco's Chinatown.

: #Laughs Garden Water Features by Lily Pond

: #Laughs Q: What is a crowbar? A: A place were crows go to get a drink!

: #Laughs Who are the five most constipated men in the Old Testament?1) Cain wasn't Abel.2) Moses went up onto the mountain and took two tablets.3) King David sat on the throne for forty years.4) Solomon - neither heaven nor Earth could move him.5) Noah was

: #Laughs |Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10.

: #Laughs |What is a mouse's favorite game?Hide and squeak!

: #Laughs Why wouldn't the vampire eat his soup? It clotted.

: #Laughs |There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn't begin at 40.

: #Laughs A noted psychiatrist was a guest at a blonde gathering, and his hostess naturally broached the subject in which the doctor was most at ease."Would you mind telling me, Doctor," she asked, "how you detect a mental deficiency in somebody who appears

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