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: #Laughs Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None.

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: #Laughs |It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant."That's no offense", said the judge.

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: #Laughs |OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they're in the right font, using the correct colors sometimes, at the right point size and pitch, dark enough

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: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.

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: #Laughs What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and end up saying JESUS CHRIST!!

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

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: #Laughs Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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: #Laughs Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.

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: #Laughs What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !

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: #Laughs Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.

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: #Laughs Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !

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: #Laughs yo mama so nasty...

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: #Laughs What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison to my radio in the mornings !

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: #Laughs Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy

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: #Laughs Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

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: #Laughs Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

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: #Laughs Q: How many divorcees does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: None.

: #Laughs |It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged with?""Doing my Christmas shopping early", replied the defendant."That's no offense", said the judge.

: #Laughs |OCR - Optical Character RecognitionA technology that can take written words and convert them back into computer-readable form, provided they're in the right font, using the correct colors sometimes, at the right point size and pitch, dark enough

: #Laughs There was a farmer who had a herd of pigs.

: #Laughs What do the Pope and the Giants have in common?Both cram 30,000 fans in a stadium and end up saying JESUS CHRIST!!

: #Laughs Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian? He made himself an offer he couldn't understand.

: #Laughs Why are all dumb blonde jokes one-liners? So men can remember them.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

: #Laughs Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.

: #Laughs What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ? Petal !

: #Laughs Person 1: It must be terrible for an opera singer to realize that he can never sing again. Person 2: Yes, but it's much more terrible if he doesn't realize it.

: #Laughs Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other and tell him what life in Heaven is like.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a ghost and a newsreader ? A spooksman !

: #Laughs yo mama so nasty...

: #Laughs What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison to my radio in the mornings !

: #Laughs Why do tornadoes move so erratically? -They are dizzy

: #Laughs Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work.

: #Laughs Martin asked David, "In which state does the Ohio River run?" David answered with cool, "In the liquid state."

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