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: #Laughs |Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the "Vacant" sign up?Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?Did you hear about

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ? DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

: #Laughs Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library? Both the books got burned, and one hadn't even been coloured in yet.

: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle and a rooster?A: Cockerpoodledoo!Q: What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?A: A shaggy dogs tale!Q: Why do dogs run in circles?A: Because its hard to run in squares

: #Laughs Donald Duck walked into a drugstore & asked for a packet of condoms."Certainly, sir" said the lady behind the counter, "shall I put them on your bill?""NO WAY!" replied Donald Duck, "What do you think I am, a Dickhead?!"

: #Laughs Victim (to mugger): But my watch isn't any good, it only has sentimental value. Mugger: That's all right.

: #Laughs Insurance Form Statements...Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have.The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention.I thought my window was down, but I found it was up when I put my h

: #Laughs |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

: #Laughs |A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands.
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