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: #Laughs Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

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: #Laughs A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere.

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: #Laughs A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor.

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: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft.

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: #Laughs |What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!

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: #Laughs A couple were going out for the evening.

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: #Laughs Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes.

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: #Laughs On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships.

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: #Laughs |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court.

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: #Laughs I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her.

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: #Laughs When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was ademagogue.

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: #Laughs A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though that she couldn't touchany of it until she turned 14.

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: #Laughs Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."

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: #Laughs Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) .

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: #Laughs How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

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: #Laughs Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !

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: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling elephants they haven't caught, for delivery twodays before the season opens.

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: #Laughs College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking about going to college.

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: #Laughs The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled."Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger."If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"

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: #Laughs Teacher: Are you good at math? Pupil: Yes and no Teacher: What do you mean? Pupil: Yes, I'm no good at math!

: #Laughs A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere.

: #Laughs A fellow getting a shave asked the barber if he had another razor.

: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft.

: #Laughs |What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!

: #Laughs A couple were going out for the evening.

: #Laughs Dr.

: #Laughs Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes.

: #Laughs On what kind of ships do students study? Scholarships.

: #Laughs |The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in family court.

: #Laughs I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her.

: #Laughs When that fool Reagan said that the Soviet Union was a failedexperiment headed for the ash heap of history, I knew he was ademagogue.

: #Laughs A hill country husband died and left everything to his wife.He put a provision in his will though that she couldn't touchany of it until she turned 14.

: #Laughs Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."

: #Laughs Which two letters of the alphabet are nothing? MT (empty) .

: #Laughs How can you tell which end of a worm is which ? Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs !

: #Laughs Why are spiders like tops ? They are always spinning !

: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don't hunt elephants but spend their timeselling elephants they haven't caught, for delivery twodays before the season opens.

: #Laughs College by Dave Barry Many of you young persons out there are seriously thinking about going to college.

: #Laughs The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled."Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger."If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"

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