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: #Laughs Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous.

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: #Laughs The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian.

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: #Laughs A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, "I thought we'd have sex tonight."The wife replies, "No, I'm too tired tonight."The husband says, "Is that your final answer?"The wife says, "Yes, it is, thank you."The husband sa

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !

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: #Laughs A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a wedding dress made.When the tailor inquired about the color, the bride-to-be said "White".The tailor was a bit suprised by this, and said, "Excuse me, I don't mean to pry, but s

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: #Laughs |Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?A: Chairman Miaow!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?A: A cat-a-logue!Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to s

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !

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: #Laughs Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.

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: #Laughs |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you

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: #Laughs A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly.

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: #Laughs What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf

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: #Laughs A man walks into a doctor's office.

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: #Laughs Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!

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: #Laughs I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks.

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: #Laughs |Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught me hugging my secretary.

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: #Laughs A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don't know really.

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: #Laughs A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see.

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: #Laughs One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.

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: #Laughs |These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers).

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: #Laughs Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous.

: #Laughs The sheriff of a small town was also the town's veterinarian.

: #Laughs A husband and wife are getting ready to go to bed.The husband says, "I thought we'd have sex tonight."The wife replies, "No, I'm too tired tonight."The husband says, "Is that your final answer?"The wife says, "Yes, it is, thank you."The husband sa

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !

: #Laughs A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a wedding dress made.When the tailor inquired about the color, the bride-to-be said "White".The tailor was a bit suprised by this, and said, "Excuse me, I don't mean to pry, but s

: #Laughs |Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?A: Chairman Miaow!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?A: A cat-a-logue!Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to s

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !

: #Laughs Why did the old lady cover her mouth with her hands when she sneezed? To catch her false teeth.

: #Laughs |The bartender asks the guy sitting at the bar, "What'll you have?" The guy answers, "A scotch, please." The bartender hands him the drink, and says "That'll be five dollars," to which the guy replies, "What are you talking about? I don't owe you

: #Laughs A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly.

: #Laughs What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?- A wash and wear wolf

: #Laughs A man walks into a doctor's office.

: #Laughs Why didn't the dog want to play football? It was a boxer!

: #Laughs I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks.

: #Laughs |Thoughts and stories from on the jobMy boss came in one morning and caught me hugging my secretary.

: #Laughs A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

: #Laughs Q: How many Librans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Well gee, I don't know really.

: #Laughs A teacher said to her little student Suzy, "Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry."Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, "Let's see.

: #Laughs One of the fringe benefits of being an English or History teacher is receiving the occasional jewel of a student blooper in an essay.

: #Laughs |These are actual phrases from Officer Efficiency Reports (performance appraisal for the military officers).

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