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: #Laughs How could Will Rogers say, "I never met a man I didn't like"?He never had to date one.

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: #Laughs |Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!

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: #Laughs Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

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: #Laughs |Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?The Codfather!What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?He got lockjaw!Where do fish wash?In a river basi

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: #Laughs Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a condom about to give his girlfriend some.Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says, "Whatcha doin' daddy?"Johnny's dad stoops over to cover-up his dick and s

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

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: #Laughs Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?" Other man, "Bloody hell, no!"First man, "Want to come camping?"

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: #Laughs What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!

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: #Laughs Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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: #Laughs What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?

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: #Laughs 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1.

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: #Laughs A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. "A priest.

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: #Laughs One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died, would you remarry?" Peter thought for a second then said "Yeah I guess I would".

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: #Laughs What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.

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: #Laughs A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

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: #Laughs Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

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: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little Johnny.

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: #Laughs |An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area.

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: #Laughs How could Will Rogers say, "I never met a man I didn't like"?He never had to date one.

: #Laughs |Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!

: #Laughs Yo mamma is so fat when a bus hit her she said who threw the pebble.

: #Laughs |Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a big fish who makes you an offer you can't refuse?The Codfather!What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?He got lockjaw!Where do fish wash?In a river basi

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: #Laughs Little Johnny's dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on a condom about to give his girlfriend some.Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says, "Whatcha doin' daddy?"Johnny's dad stoops over to cover-up his dick and s

: #Laughs Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test?A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat.

: #Laughs Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?" Other man, "Bloody hell, no!"First man, "Want to come camping?"

: #Laughs What famous movie did the hamburger meat think of when they took it out of the freezer? They Fry Who Cam in from the Cold!

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a rubber band Why don't you stretch yourself out on the couch there and tell me all about it!

: #Laughs Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

: #Laughs What do confused owls say? Too-whit-to-why?

: #Laughs 10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE PMS1.

: #Laughs A man is struck by a bus on a busy street in in New York City. He lies dying on the sidewalk as a crowd of spectators gathers around. "A priest.

: #Laughs One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, "If I died, would you remarry?" Peter thought for a second then said "Yeah I guess I would".

: #Laughs What are the four food groups? For bachelors: Fast, Frozen, Junk and Spoiled. For drinkers: Malt, Hops, Barley and Yeast. For heavies: Caffeine, Fat, Sugar, Chocolate.

: #Laughs A guy goes to a psychiatrist.

: #Laughs Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.

: #Laughs Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with "I".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little Johnny.

: #Laughs |An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area.

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