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: #Laughs Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came to chat, so she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor.She then invited him to have a seat while she

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: #Laughs His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"

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: #Laughs What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"

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: #Laughs She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.

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: #Laughs |What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?An elephant with hiccups!What's grey and goes round and round?An elephant in a washing machine!What's grey and hi

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: #Laughs |What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when you die!

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: #Laughs A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for their progressive rehabilitation methods.

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: #Laughs A Cowboy was going deer hunting..

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: #Laughs Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin.

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: #Laughs When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!

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: #Laughs What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO

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: #Laughs Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.

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: #Laughs Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?" Other man, "Bloody hell, no!"First man, "Want to come camping?"

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: #Laughs |Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying.

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: #Laughs YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.

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: #Laughs "I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor."Has she started to neglect you?" "Not at all," the dejected man replied.

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: #Laughs A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."

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: #Laughs Two guys are out hunting deer.

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: #Laughs A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons.

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit has significant penalty for early withdrawl.Sent by Josh

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: #Laughs Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came to chat, so she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor.She then invited him to have a seat while she

: #Laughs His girlfriend returned all his letters. I bet she marked them "second class male !"

: #Laughs What did the elephant say to his girlfriend? "I love you a ton!"

: #Laughs She's so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.

: #Laughs |What' s grey, has four legs and jumps up and down?An elephant on a trampoline!What's grey and wrinkly and jumps every twenty seconds?An elephant with hiccups!What's grey and goes round and round?An elephant in a washing machine!What's grey and hi

: #Laughs |What's the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when you die!

: #Laughs A group of psychiatrists go to tour an insane asylum that is known for their progressive rehabilitation methods.

: #Laughs A Cowboy was going deer hunting..

: #Laughs Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin.

: #Laughs When a teacher closes his eyes, why should it remind him of an empty classroom? Because there are no pupils to see!

: #Laughs What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO

: #Laughs Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.

: #Laughs Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?" Other man, "Bloody hell, no!"First man, "Want to come camping?"

: #Laughs |Old Man On A Bench An old man of ninety was sitting on a park bench crying.

: #Laughs YOUR SO BALD THAT WHEN YOU WHERE A TURTLENECK YOU LOOK LIKE A ROLL ON DEODORANT.

: #Laughs "I'm worried that I'm losing my wife's love," the husband told the counselor."Has she started to neglect you?" "Not at all," the dejected man replied.

: #Laughs A minister was asked by a politician,"Name something the government can do to help the church."The minister replied, "Quit making one dollar bills."

: #Laughs Two guys are out hunting deer.

: #Laughs A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons.

: #Laughs What is the difference between a Certificate of Deposit and Intercourse?A Certificate of Deposit has significant penalty for early withdrawl.Sent by Josh

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