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: #Laughs A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.

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: #Laughs What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!

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: #Laughs A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head.

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: #Laughs How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

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: #Laughs What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first.

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: #Laughs December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.

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: #Laughs So you want a day off.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A whine cellar

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: #Laughs What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted.

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: #Laughs Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm How boring for you!

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: #Laughs What did one centipede say to the other centipede ? You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lov

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

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: #Laughs Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy Doodle!"

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: #Laughs An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

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: #Laughs |Theorem: e=1Proof:2e = f2^(2pii)e^(2pii) = f^(2pii)e^(2pii) = 1Therefore:2^(2pii) = f^(2pi*i)2=fThus:e=1

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: #Laughs Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !

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: #Laughs Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job.

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: #Laughs What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes

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: #Laughs A sad-faced Doug walked into a flower shop early one morning.

: #Laughs What kind of protozoa likes Halloween? An amoeboo!

: #Laughs A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head.

: #Laughs How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."

: #Laughs What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell.

: #Laughs Q: How many Australians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, but you have to pry him off the sheep first.

: #Laughs December 1 Blanch carcass from Thanksgiving turkey.

: #Laughs So you want a day off.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A whine cellar

: #Laughs What's a ghosts favorite ride at the carnival? The roller ghosted.

: #Laughs Customer: I didn't order this. Waiter: I know, but your meal tastes worse.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a woodworm How boring for you!

: #Laughs What did one centipede say to the other centipede ? You've got a lovely pair of legs, You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lovely pair of legs,You've got a lov

: #Laughs Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

: #Laughs Sources close to President Clinton say he is proposing a newnational anthem for the United States, "Yank my Dandy Doodle!"

: #Laughs An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passengers take their seats and get prepared for an emergency landing.

: #Laughs |Theorem: e=1Proof:2e = f2^(2pii)e^(2pii) = f^(2pii)e^(2pii) = 1Therefore:2^(2pii) = f^(2pi*i)2=fThus:e=1

: #Laughs Who is the bees favourite singer ? Sting !

: #Laughs Greetings prospective White House interns! This year, our program is heading into its 69th year of bringing America's best and brightest to the Nation's Capitol to help the "Head Man" do his job.

: #Laughs What do hurricanes most like to eat for dessert? -Candy Canes

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