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: #Laughs A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

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: #Laughs One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"

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: #Laughs Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

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: #Laughs Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets,what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

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: #Laughs Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians werepulling the pins and throwing them back.

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

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: #Laughs A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.

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: #Laughs Old farmer Johnson was dying.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

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: #Laughs A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs.

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: #Laughs 10 things men know about women:-------------------------------1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits

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: #Laughs Aspirin makes a great contraceptive.

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: #Laughs How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way.

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: #Laughs What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.

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: #Laughs Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!

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: #Laughs How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four.

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: #Laughs One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'mgoing to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses."She quickly answered, "George Washington! Thomas J

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: #Laughs A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

: #Laughs One day the bass player hid one of the drummer's sticks. The drummer said, "finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!"

: #Laughs Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age.

: #Laughs Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atillathe Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets,what do you do? A: Shoot the lawyer twice.

: #Laughs Bill:"My homework is really difficult tonight, I've to write an essay on an elephant."? Bert:"Well, for a start your going to need a big ladder.."

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !

: #Laughs 12.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the war between Newfoundland and Nova Scotia?The Newfies were lobbing hand grenades; the Nova Scotians werepulling the pins and throwing them back.

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.

: #Laughs A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants."Well," he said, "I've been seeing this girl for a while and she's really hot.

: #Laughs Old farmer Johnson was dying.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts.

: #Laughs A man had been out in the back woods for weeks, cutting logs.

: #Laughs 10 things men know about women:-------------------------------1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits

: #Laughs Aspirin makes a great contraceptive.

: #Laughs How do you confuse a blond?You don't, they're born that way.

: #Laughs What's the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.

: #Laughs Why did the mouse eat a candle ? For some light refreshment!

: #Laughs How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb? Four.

: #Laughs One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked upbehind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, "I'mgoing to kiss you if you can't tell me who I am in three guesses."She quickly answered, "George Washington! Thomas J

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