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: #Laughs Six people were on a plane.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

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: #Laughs This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense.""Yo, Bob, I didn't know you wer

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: #Laughs A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...the bartender looks up and says " where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies " Over in Africa, there's millions of them " !!!!

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: #Laughs Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip.

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: #Laughs On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle.

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: #Laughs You're introduced to everyone as "The Minesweeper God".

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: #Laughs Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

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: #Laughs The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to pr

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: #Laughs In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:"It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are?In England they say"Its 11 o'clock do you know where your wife is?In France they say "It's 11o'clock do you know where your husband

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: #Laughs A blonde reports for his University's final examination that consists of Y/N type questions.

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: #Laughs |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.Sample the whisky to check for qua

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

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: #Laughs Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes.

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: #Laughs A blonde's house is on fire.

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: #Laughs Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day...

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: #Laughs Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it's not broken, the battery's flat.

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: #Laughs Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, "My cock is longer than that cat's tail."A bet is made, the bartender supplies a ruler, and the cat is roused and measured.But when the bartender begins the second measure

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: #Laughs A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture that the gorilla interprets as aninvitation.

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: #Laughs Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

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: #Laughs Six people were on a plane.

: #Laughs Q: How many Agents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Actually, agents will screw in just about anything.

: #Laughs This man is at work one day when he notices that his male co- worker is wearing an earring.This man knows his co-worker to be a normally conservative fellow, and is curious about his sudden change in "fashion sense.""Yo, Bob, I didn't know you wer

: #Laughs A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...the bartender looks up and says " where the hell did you get that thing? The Parrot replies " Over in Africa, there's millions of them " !!!!

: #Laughs Dick and Bob were on a hunting trip.

: #Laughs On the airplane on his way back to Rome, the Pope was doing a crossword puzzle.

: #Laughs You're introduced to everyone as "The Minesweeper God".

: #Laughs Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass!

: #Laughs The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground! The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared back to life in time to pr

: #Laughs In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:"It's 11 o'clock do you know where your children are?In England they say"Its 11 o'clock do you know where your wife is?In France they say "It's 11o'clock do you know where your husband

: #Laughs A blonde reports for his University's final examination that consists of Y/N type questions.

: #Laughs |You'll need the following: a cup of water, a cup of sugar, four large eggs, two cups of dried fruit, a teaspoon of baking soda, a teaspoon of salt, a cup of brown sugar, lemon juice, nuts, and a bottle of whisky.Sample the whisky to check for qua

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a spider and an elephant ? I'm not sure, but if you see one walking across the ceiling then run before it collapses !

: #Laughs Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes.

: #Laughs A blonde's house is on fire.

: #Laughs Rejected Hallmark Cards:So your daughter's a hooker, and it spoiled your day...

: #Laughs Dad, did you manage to fix my toy? No, it's not broken, the battery's flat.

: #Laughs Two men are in a bar are boasting about their prowess and one of them says, "My cock is longer than that cat's tail."A bet is made, the bartender supplies a ruler, and the cat is roused and measured.But when the bartender begins the second measure

: #Laughs A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture that the gorilla interprets as aninvitation.

: #Laughs Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water.

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