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: #Laughs Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark.

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: #Laughs Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."

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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

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: #Laughs Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction.

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: #Laughs The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion' around hisears when the customer yelled, "Don't put that crap on me!My wife says it smells like a French Whorehouse!"Another customer who was wai

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: #Laughs What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!

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: #Laughs A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.They decided on the word Typewriter.One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that

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: #Laughs What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

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: #Laughs YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wi

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: #Laughs Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

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: #Laughs The Top Old Fart Games:10.

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: #Laughs A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man.

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: #Laughs Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones.

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: #Laughs |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia--------------------------------------------------------------------------------BritainBOAC = Bett

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: #Laughs your family is so poor..........

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: #Laughs What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias

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: #Laughs What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !

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: #Laughs Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

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: #Laughs |A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began, "I can explain.""Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

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: #Laughs This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me.

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: #Laughs Alice was becoming frustrated by her husband's insistence that they make love in the dark.

: #Laughs Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box "good for up to 20 pounds."

: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the dyslectic agnostic with insomnia?A: He used to lay awake at night wondering if there really was a dog.

: #Laughs Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction.

: #Laughs The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply some 'Aftershave Lotion' around hisears when the customer yelled, "Don't put that crap on me!My wife says it smells like a French Whorehouse!"Another customer who was wai

: #Laughs What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!

: #Laughs A husband and wife decided they needed to use "code" to indicate that they wanted to have sex without letting their children in on it.They decided on the word Typewriter.One day the husband told his five year old daughter, "Go tell your mommy that

: #Laughs What is black and brown and looks good on a lawyer? A Doberman.

: #Laughs YOU KNOW YOU'VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG...When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When you are counting objects, you go "0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D...".When you dream in 256 palettes of 256 colors.When your wi

: #Laughs Mother Banana: Why didn't you go to school today? Little Banana: Because I didn't peel well.

: #Laughs The Top Old Fart Games:10.

: #Laughs A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The group consisted of 12 women and 1 man.

: #Laughs Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones.

: #Laughs |Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA = Arrived Late In Turin, And Luggage In Australia--------------------------------------------------------------------------------BritainBOAC = Bett

: #Laughs your family is so poor..........

: #Laughs What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias

: #Laughs What do you say to a hitchhiking frog ? Hop in !

: #Laughs Why is a frog luckier than a cat ? Because a frog croaks all the time but a cat only gets to croak nine times !

: #Laughs |A police officer stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But officer," the man began, "I can explain.""Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

: #Laughs This guy goes into a doctors and says "Doctor, doctor you've gotta help me.

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