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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when hefinally came over to our table and said..."I am Polish and I cantake a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continuedbashing of my race is getting a little old.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The seven-year old girl told her mom, "A boy in my class asked me to play doctor." "Oh, dear," the mother nervously sighed.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut and its legs in the air.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car?A: Hey, go easy on those fucking sweets.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What is an octopus? An eight-sided cat.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: You go to a cockfight.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The transatlantic liner was experiencing particularly heavy weather, and Mrs Jones wasn't feeling well.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Two elderly gentlemen, Sam and Harry, were having breakfast.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you call a ghost who only haunts the Town Hall? The nightmayor.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs "Squawks" are problem listings that pilots generally leave for maintenance crews to fix before the next flight.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did Mrs.Tomatoe turn red ? She saw Mr.Green Pea !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs No person shall sell, exchange, offer to sell or exchange, display or possess living baby chicks, ducklings, or other fowl or rabbits which have been dyed or colored - nor dye or color any baby chicks, ducklings or other fowl or rabbits - nor sell

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What do you call the queue of Software Engineers standing outside Heaven ? The Y2K deadline !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Pfizer Corp (NYSE PFE) is making the announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola Bottling Group (NYSE PBG) as a power beverage, suitable for use as-is, or a mixer, under the name "Mount a

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs I saw a pen in a store the other day.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The IRS says they can't give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don't have addresses for the taxpayers.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases by exponential progression when he is already in the company of: (1) a date (2) his wife (3) a better looking and richer male friend.

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