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: #Laughs A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not.

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: #Laughs Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?"

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: #Laughs One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level.

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: #Laughs |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much.

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: #Laughs This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.

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: #Laughs What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined and dismantled for six months.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?

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: #Laughs An applicant was filling out a job application.

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: #Laughs A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

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: #Laughs Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes, sir.

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: #Laughs I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,"Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster.

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: #Laughs A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking.

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: #Laughs What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.

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: #Laughs Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."Hearing this, the

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: #Laughs A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.

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: #Laughs MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX1.

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: #Laughs The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men burst into thechurch and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bulletfor Jesus better leave now." More than half of thecongregation jumped up and ran

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: #Laughs |Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.

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: #Laughs How can you tell if a man you're dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.

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: #Laughs A man is strolling past the mental hospital and suddenly remembers an important meeting. Unfortunately, his watch has stopped, and he cannot tell if he is late or not.

: #Laughs Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?"

: #Laughs One day a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 ft below sea level.

: #Laughs |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much.

: #Laughs This old man visits his doctor and after a thorough examination, the doctor tells him, "I have good news and bad news, what would you like to hear first?"Patient: Well, give me the bad news first.

: #Laughs What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road? He was stopped for speeding, fined and dismantled for six months.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the Iranian terrorist who switched off the fans of his stolen helicopter because he couldn't stand the draft?

: #Laughs An applicant was filling out a job application.

: #Laughs 1.

: #Laughs A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you."The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him.

: #Laughs Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes, sir.

: #Laughs I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,"Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster.

: #Laughs A Chihuahua was shopping in a mall when another shopper walked up to it and started talking.

: #Laughs What do witches eat at Halloween? Spook-etti, Halloweenies, Devil's food cake and Boo-berry pie.

: #Laughs Two blondes are waiting at a bus stop.When a bus pulls up and opens the door, one of the blondes leans inside and asks the bus driver: "Will this bus take me to 5th Avenue?"The bus driver shakes his head and says, "No, I'm sorry."Hearing this, the

: #Laughs A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered.

: #Laughs MURPHY'S LAWS ON SEX1.

: #Laughs The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men burst into thechurch and said "Whoever is not willing to take a bulletfor Jesus better leave now." More than half of thecongregation jumped up and ran

: #Laughs |Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS - Divides your hard disk into hundreds of little units, each of which does practically nothing, but all of which claim to be the most important part of the computer.

: #Laughs How can you tell if a man you're dating is lazy?He throws his kisses.

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