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: #Laughs "Isn't the principal a dummy!" said a boy to a girl. "Say, do you know who I am?" asked the girl. "No." "I'm the principal's daughter." "And do you know who I am?" asked the boy. "No," she replied. "Thank goodness!"

: #Laughs Police Chief: Why did you tie a rope on that criminal? Officer: You ordered me to get a line on the suspect.

: #Laughs If a woman is born in Italy, grows up in England, goes to America and dies in Baltimore, what is she? Dead.

: #Laughs In Oblong, Illinois, it's punishable by law to make love while hunting or fishing on your wedding day.No man is allowed to make love to his wife with the smell of garlic, onions, or sardines on his breath in Alexandria, Minnesota.

: #Laughs What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ? Santa Claustrophobia !

: #Laughs Application to Live in KentuckyName:__________________________ Nickname:_________________________________CB Handle Model:_____________________ Color:______________Address (RFD No.):_________________--_____________________________________Daddy (If

: #Laughs |Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat, would allow you to celebrate the season with a device attached conveniently to your belt.

: #Laughs A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, ''I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde?'' Her mother replied, ''Of couse it is, dear.'' The next day,

: #Laughs Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, "Where ya going boy?"The son smiled and replied, "I'm a-going courting Peggy-Sue."The Father said, "When I went a-courtin', I didn't need me no dang lantern.""Sure Pa, I know." the boy said.

: #Laughs You know you're not a kid anymore when...You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.You can live without sex, but not without glasses.Your back goes out more than you do.You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the r
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