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: #Laughs A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his wife in the midst of passionate lovemaking with a total stranger in their bedroom.

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: #Laughs An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant.

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: #Laughs A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor's office and say: "Doctor, we would like to know if we are screwing properly.

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: #Laughs A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country.

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: #Laughs What did one gay sperm say to the other? - I can't find my way through all this shit.

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: #Laughs The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records.

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: #Laughs Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

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: #Laughs There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was.

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: #Laughs A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor.

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: #Laughs Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos. - In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov. - Absolutely, answered the sergeant.

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: #Laughs Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently.

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: #Laughs How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet.How else do you know a blonde's been at your computer? There's white out on the screen.How do you know she's been back? There's writing on the white out.What do a turtle and a bl

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: #Laughs "You know," a guy told his buddies, "I'm a lucky man.I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when I had to stay home sick from work.""What did she do?" someone asked."She was so happy to have me home," he said, "that every t

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: #Laughs A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA.

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: #Laughs A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day.

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: #Laughs This girl wanted to marry a ghost.

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: #Laughs How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me, but I just forgot the joke !

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: #Laughs Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country.

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: #Laughs What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.

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: #Laughs A man came home a day early from a business trip and discovered his wife in the midst of passionate lovemaking with a total stranger in their bedroom.

: #Laughs An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant.

: #Laughs A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor's office and say: "Doctor, we would like to know if we are screwing properly.

: #Laughs A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country.

: #Laughs What did one gay sperm say to the other? - I can't find my way through all this shit.

: #Laughs The following statements were found on patient's charts during a recent review of medical records.

: #Laughs Q: Know how to solve the Serbian/Bosnian problem in less than 48 hours? A: Put Janet Reno in charge.

: #Laughs There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was.

: #Laughs A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor.

: #Laughs Soldier Ivanov was ordered to peel a barrel of potatos. - In this day and age, the army should have a machine to peel potatos, complains Ivanov. - Absolutely, answered the sergeant.

: #Laughs Obesity has been getting a lot of bad press recently.

: #Laughs How do you know a blonde's been at your computer? The joystick's wet.How else do you know a blonde's been at your computer? There's white out on the screen.How do you know she's been back? There's writing on the white out.What do a turtle and a bl

: #Laughs "You know," a guy told his buddies, "I'm a lucky man.I never realized how much my wife loved me until the other day when I had to stay home sick from work.""What did she do?" someone asked."She was so happy to have me home," he said, "that every t

: #Laughs A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA.

: #Laughs A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day.

: #Laughs This girl wanted to marry a ghost.

: #Laughs How did the telephones get married ? In a double ring ceremony !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me, but I just forgot the joke !

: #Laughs Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country.

: #Laughs What is an autobiography? The life story of an automobile.

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