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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don't matter what you call him, he ain't commin'!

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

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: #Laughs A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma.

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: #Laughs "Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" "I ought to be able to.

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: #Laughs Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla "How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says "d-u-m-b, dumb".

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: #Laughs One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

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: #Laughs Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

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: #Laughs Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!

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: #Laughs A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other.

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: #Laughs While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while working his cattle)a doctor and the old man were discussing Bush's health care reform ideas.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?

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: #Laughs A couple was having a discussion about family finances.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

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: #Laughs You know you're a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

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: #Laughs A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

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: #Laughs During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle.

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: #Laughs |A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don't matter what you call him, he ain't commin'!

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs The Barber Shop This guy sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looks around the shop and says, "About 2 hours." The guy leaves.

: #Laughs A young teenaged girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma.

: #Laughs "Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?" "I ought to be able to.

: #Laughs Buckwheat & Darla were in school, and the teacher asks Darla "How do you spell 'dumb'?"Darla says "d-u-m-b, dumb".

: #Laughs One day many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

: #Laughs Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor.

: #Laughs Why did the banana go out with the prune? Because he couldn't find a date.

: #Laughs Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990's?Answer: Microsoft Works!

: #Laughs A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogue across the street from each other.

: #Laughs While suturing a laceration on the hand of a 90 year old man (he got his hand caught in a gate while working his cattle)a doctor and the old man were discussing Bush's health care reform ideas.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?

: #Laughs A couple was having a discussion about family finances.

: #Laughs Teacher: What happened to your homework? Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

: #Laughs You know you're a redneck if you have refused to watch the Academy Awards since "Smokey and the Bandit" was snubbed for best picture.

: #Laughs A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person.

: #Laughs During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back during a really fierce battle.

: #Laughs |A prominent Polish scientist conducted very important experiment.

: #Laughs Q: What's the inscription on dead blues-singers tombstones? A: "I didn't wake up this morning..."

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