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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

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: #Laughs A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children.

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: #Laughs |Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s.

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: #Laughs A doctor dies and goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.

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: #Laughs What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !

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: #Laughs Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday.

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: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV "And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us." - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3 Mark Goodier: What's the name of t

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: #Laughs Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right.

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: #Laughs There was this General-in-training, and his superioirs were asking him questions "What happened on June 6, 1944?" "We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!" "What was the turining point of wordl war 2?"

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: #Laughs First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days.

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: #Laughs A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start with the basics.'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?' The blonde counts carefully on her fingers forabout 30 seconds before replying, 'Ehhhh ..

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: #Laughs A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc..."I've cut off both of your arms."

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: #Laughs At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault." "How's that?" asked the master of the house. "Remember I asked you how much 0,000 was?" "Yeah, I remember." "Well, 'a

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: #Laughs Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors.

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: #Laughs What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!

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: #Laughs There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania.

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: #Laughs What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10.

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: #Laughs What's the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say she wants to talk to him.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell she says,"DING!"

: #Laughs A woman telephoned her local newspaper to let them know that she had just given birth to eighteen children.

: #Laughs |Jack was a COBOL programmer in the mid to late 1990s.

: #Laughs A doctor dies and goes to heaven.

: #Laughs What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.

: #Laughs What do you call an elephant that flies ? A jumbo jet !

: #Laughs Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day,?.what do single guys have?A: Palm Sunday.

: #Laughs |These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world."That race was all about competition." - David Coleman, ITV "And I can see the strong wind blowing the sun towards us." - Brian Johnson, BBC Radio 3 Mark Goodier: What's the name of t

: #Laughs Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right.

: #Laughs There was this General-in-training, and his superioirs were asking him questions "What happened on June 6, 1944?" "We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!" "What was the turining point of wordl war 2?"

: #Laughs First cannibal: I don't know what to make of my husband these days.

: #Laughs A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start with the basics.'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?' The blonde counts carefully on her fingers forabout 30 seconds before replying, 'Ehhhh ..

: #Laughs A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries - "DOC, DOC...I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!!!"Well of course you can't silly!", replies the Doc..."I've cut off both of your arms."

: #Laughs At dinner, Seth said to his father, "Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it's all your fault." "How's that?" asked the master of the house. "Remember I asked you how much 0,000 was?" "Yeah, I remember." "Well, 'a

: #Laughs Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors.

: #Laughs What gives a gorilla good taste? Four years in an Ivy League school!

: #Laughs There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania.

: #Laughs What do computer experts do at weekends? Go for a disk drive.

: #Laughs Q: How many Microsoft employees does it take to change a lightbulb?A:10.

: #Laughs What's the easiest way for a wife to cause hearing loss in her husband?Say she wants to talk to him.

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