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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!

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: #Laughs Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !

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: #Laughs Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers.

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: #Laughs Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q: Did you know that Helen Keller had a doll house in the backyard?A: Neither did she.Q: Why could Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?A: She needed the other hand to moan.

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: #Laughs The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe.

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: #Laughs A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old Man speaks; "Lad, look out there to the field.

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: #Laughs The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir." "What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss.

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: #Laughs |Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck.

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: #Laughs Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!

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: #Laughs A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a

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: #Laughs Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match.

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: #Laughs 'Father Christmas has two reindeer.

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: #Laughs Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door.The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air."So?

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?

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: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

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: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window...!

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: #Laughs What do you call a small parent? A minimum !

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: #Laughs There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.

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: #Laughs A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?""Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up a

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: #Laughs |An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl? A budgerigrrrrr!

: #Laughs Why is it easy for chicks to talk ? Because talk is cheep !

: #Laughs Humankind's propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers.

: #Laughs Q: Why does Helen Keller have a yellow leg?A: Her dog is blind also.Q: Did you know that Helen Keller had a doll house in the backyard?A: Neither did she.Q: Why could Helen Keller only masturbate with one hand?A: She needed the other hand to moan.

: #Laughs The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe.

: #Laughs A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old Man speaks; "Lad, look out there to the field.

: #Laughs The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you're wanted on the phone, sir." "What d'you mean, you think?" demanded the boss.

: #Laughs |Two Kentucky men tried to pull the front off a cash machine by running a chain from the machine to the bumper of their pickup truck.

: #Laughs Your momma so fat when she wears high heels she strikes oil!

: #Laughs A lady swallowed a super Gillette razor blade and her doctor discovered that not only had she given herself a tonsillectomy, an appendectomy and a hysterectomy, but she had also castrated her husband, circumcised her lover, taken two fingers off a

: #Laughs Monster: Someone told me Dr Frankenstein invented the safety match.

: #Laughs 'Father Christmas has two reindeer.

: #Laughs Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door.The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air."So?

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?

: #Laughs A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom why have I got these huge three toed feet?" The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand".

: #Laughs Doctor Doctor I think I'm a moth. So why did you come around then? Well, I saw this light at the window...!

: #Laughs What do you call a small parent? A minimum !

: #Laughs There were four cats in a boat, one jumped out.

: #Laughs A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, "Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?""Yes, dear," replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up a

: #Laughs |An American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River.

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