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: #Laughs How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !

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: #Laughs Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons.The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for entering their territory.

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: #Laughs I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

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: #Laughs A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!

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: #Laughs One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

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: #Laughs How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It's the one with bite marks on the cap.

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: #Laughs A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted.

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: #Laughs Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendme

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: #Laughs The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked Ted if he bought the train tickets to go see the Steelers game this weekend.

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: #Laughs |Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job.

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: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the follow- ing agreement: Whereas the party of the

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: #Laughs A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One's a busy ditch.

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: #Laughs Things NOT to say to a Cop!1.

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: #Laughs An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

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: #Laughs While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a duck?One of it's legs is both the same.(just say it to confuse people)

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: #Laughs Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

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: #Laughs The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be follo

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: #Laughs How do you get a parrot to talk properly ? Send him to polytechnic !

: #Laughs Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons.The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for entering their territory.

: #Laughs I used to not get on with my mother-in-law, but over the last few months I've developed quite an attachment for her. It goes over her head and a strap comes down under her chin to keep her mouth shut!

: #Laughs A nun comes to her Mother Superior and asks her to hear a confession: "Today I enjoyed the pleasures of the flesh.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I've broke my arm in two places Well don't go back there again then!

: #Laughs One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

: #Laughs How can you tell which bottle contains the PMS medicine?It's the one with bite marks on the cap.

: #Laughs A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted.

: #Laughs Q: How many US Presidents does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, the constitution says that only Congress can screw in light bulbs, so only Congress is responsible for the dark, which is why we need a Constitutional ammendme

: #Laughs The Freudian Slip Ted and John are setting in the bar and John asked Ted if he bought the train tickets to go see the Steelers game this weekend.

: #Laughs |Kowalski, fresh out of accounting school, went to a interview for a good paying job.

: #Laughs How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the follow- ing agreement: Whereas the party of the

: #Laughs A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal?A: One's a busy ditch.

: #Laughs Things NOT to say to a Cop!1.

: #Laughs An elderly couple had been experiencing declining memories, so they decided to take a power memory class where one is taught to remember things by association.

: #Laughs While out one morning in the park, a jogger found a brand new tennis ball, and seeing none around it might belong to, he slipped it into the pocket of his shorts.Later, on his way home, he stopped at the pedestrian crossing, waiting for the lights

: #Laughs What's the difference between a duck?One of it's legs is both the same.(just say it to confuse people)

: #Laughs Why did the robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.

: #Laughs The general was confined to the military hospital for treatment of a minor malady.For almost a week he made a complete nuisance of himself, irritating both staff and the other patients, demanding attention and expecting his every order to be follo

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