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: #Laughs |Q: What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep?A: A stripey sweater!Q: How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling?A: She's got that down in the mouth look!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?A: A peeping tom!Q: Why is

: #Laughs Old man O'Malley had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to inform t

: #Laughs A couple of hunters from Prague are out hunting, and an emormous bear runs up and in a single gulp devours one of the hunters.

: #Laughs What's the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she's just had her hair done.

: #Laughs |The patient shook his doctor's hand in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insult you by offering payment.

: #Laughs What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!

: #Laughs All the good knights were leaving for the Crusades.One knight told his best friend - "My bride is without doubt one of the most beautiful women in the world.

: #Laughs My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in fact "cheating" on her.

: #Laughs She said, "Kiss me doctor!" Doctor said, "I can't as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our patients, in fact, I really shouldn't be fucking you."

: #Laughs A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads, "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

: #Laughs How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.
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