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: #Laughs Discovering too late that a watermelon spiked with vodka had accidentally been served to a luncheon meeting of local ministers, the restaurant's owner waited nervously for the clerics' reaction.

: #Laughs Why are fish cleverer than humans? Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?

: #Laughs A young man who was also an avid golfer found himself with a few hoursto spare one afternoon.

: #Laughs How does a man take a bubble bath?He eats beans for dinner.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?Because they don't have testicles.Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?Breasts don't have eyes.Why don't men eat more M&M's?They'r

: #Laughs What did the fat pig say when the farmer dumped corn mash into the trough? "I'm afraid that's all going to waist."

: #Laughs Why do men like frozen microwave dinners so much?They like being able to both eat and make love in under 5 minutes.

: #Laughs Two blondes were planning to rob a bank.The first blonde had a tendancy to be smarter than the second.They went over and over their plans for the robbery and finally they headed out to commit the crime.

: #Laughs An Army Ranger was on holiday in the depths of Louisiana, where he tried to buy some Alligator shoes.
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