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: #Laughs And God Created Woman.

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: #Laughs An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets.

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: #Laughs Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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: #Laughs What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......

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: #Laughs There is a story about a popular young rabbi, who onSabbath eve announces to the congregation that he willnot renew his contract and is moving on to a largercongregation that will pay him more.There is a hush.

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: #Laughs A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country.

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: #Laughs |An office technician got a call from a user.

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: #Laughs |You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

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: #Laughs God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, "Is there anything on you that you'd like tochange?"She said, "Yes.

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: #Laughs How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

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: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"

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: #Laughs And then there's little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents door.Noticing that the door was open a bit, he walked in only to see his mother performing oral sex on his dad.Upon seeing this, little Johnny walks

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: #Laughs Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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: #Laughs Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!

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: #Laughs What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!

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: #Laughs A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist."My life is a mess, doctor," she began, "I am sofucking hideous that no one will associate withme, touch me, or even talk to me.

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: #Laughs What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!

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: #Laughs What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.

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: #Laughs And God Created Woman.

: #Laughs An old man approaches the window of a cinema with a chicken on his shoulder, and asks for 2 tickets.

: #Laughs Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

: #Laughs What does an accountant say when you ask him the time? It's 9.18 am and 12 seconds; no wait - 13 seconds, no wait - 14 seconds, no wait......

: #Laughs There is a story about a popular young rabbi, who onSabbath eve announces to the congregation that he willnot renew his contract and is moving on to a largercongregation that will pay him more.There is a hush.

: #Laughs A weather forecaster took a job in another part of the country.

: #Laughs |An office technician got a call from a user.

: #Laughs |You kiss your girlfriend's home page.A VRML virtual walk through a park is your idea of a good date.Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom.Your eyeglasses have a web site burned in on them.

: #Laughs God created woman, and she had 3 breasts.He said to the woman, "Is there anything on you that you'd like tochange?"She said, "Yes.

: #Laughs How do they dance in Arabia? Sheik-to-sheik (cheek).

: #Laughs Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: "Thanks for the refill!"

: #Laughs And then there's little Johnny who one night woke up to go the bathroom and passed by his parents door.Noticing that the door was open a bit, he walked in only to see his mother performing oral sex on his dad.Upon seeing this, little Johnny walks

: #Laughs Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

: #Laughs Why couldn't the cow leave the farm? She was pasteurized!

: #Laughs What do they call a meeting among the most brilliant people in Burger Land? A MEATing of the minds!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bach ! Bach who ? Bach to work!

: #Laughs A profoundly ugly girl went to the psychiatrist."My life is a mess, doctor," she began, "I am sofucking hideous that no one will associate withme, touch me, or even talk to me.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs What do you call an English teacher, five feet tall, covered from head to toe in boils and totally bald? Sir!

: #Laughs What do blacks and Christmas trees have in common?They both have colored balls.

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