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: #Laughs What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

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: #Laughs Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.

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: #Laughs Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.

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: #Laughs What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

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: #Laughs Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? A: Root position cords.

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: #Laughs Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's.

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: #Laughs A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

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: #Laughs Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!

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: #Laughs A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn.

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: #Laughs What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips.

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: #Laughs |What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!

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: #Laughs William Bennett recalls when one of his "radical students" at Boston University announced that he and his girlfriend were getting married for "as long as we feel good about each other."It seemed rather temporary to Dr.

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: #Laughs NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!

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: #Laughs A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man.

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: #Laughs |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."

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: #Laughs The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.

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: #Laughs I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.

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: #Laughs Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.

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: #Laughs A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy years.

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: #Laughs What is brown and gray, has eight legs, and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk? A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

: #Laughs Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day.

: #Laughs Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl.

: #Laughs What can you say about Ham Burger and Chief Justice Warren Burger? Ham Burger is 'well done' and Chief Justice Warren Burger has 'done well'!

: #Laughs Q: What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away? A: Root position cords.

: #Laughs Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all 'E's.

: #Laughs A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar.

: #Laughs Are shellfish warm? No they're clammy!

: #Laughs A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn.

: #Laughs What goes oo ooo oooo? A cow with no lips.

: #Laughs |What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!

: #Laughs William Bennett recalls when one of his "radical students" at Boston University announced that he and his girlfriend were getting married for "as long as we feel good about each other."It seemed rather temporary to Dr.

: #Laughs NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands? SAGE: Clever men don't BECOME husbands!

: #Laughs A college professor in an anatomy class asked his students to sketch a naked man.

: #Laughs |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubles."My dear woman," Darrow replied, "ever since the Phoenicians invented money there has been only one answer to that question."

: #Laughs The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.

: #Laughs I've learned that you cannot make someone love you.

: #Laughs Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.

: #Laughs Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this.

: #Laughs A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy years.

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